HOW IS THIS BITCH STILL ALIVE...FOR REAL?

We genuinely don't understand how Gabourey Sidibe both continues to walk the earth and also breathe in general? The actress isn't just huge she's mammoth and must live in multiple zip codes due to her larger than life frame. While we liked her in Precious and AHS Coven there ain't no denying that this bitch is one epic walrus. Surely her heart is crying on a daily basis and her toilet must literally hate her and sweat in fear after every meal she ingests.

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SELFIES SHOULD DO YOU JUSTICE HONEY

We're not sure if Nicki Minaj understood that when you take selfies you're supposed to look hot and not like some ghetto bitch who looks like she'd give you a black eye for the last seat on the subway. Anyway the Starships singer apparently thought she looked fuckable enough cause lady posted the above snap on her Instagram account sans make-up and to be honest she looked rough as shit. At least she ditched the wig and has taken a more natural approach, but in a way we can kinda see why she shovels on so much slap #justsaying.

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WHAT HAPPENED TO NENE LEAKES Y'ALL?

If you're all cultured and well educated then you'll be up to speed when it comes to Nene Leakes' bad wigs on the latest season of Real Housewives of Atlanta. The reality star who's really just more of a mannish bully was seen on the latest episode looking like a hot ghetto mess. The horrendous hairpiece, tacky jewelry and bad outfit are just a glimpse into the awful style choices bitch has made thus far in the new season. We don't know what's going on girl but you better look in the mirror before you sit in front of a camera next time.

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FILL IN THE BLANK FOR A GHETTO MESS...

After I stuck my hairline down with superglue I thought DAYUM I look so _____________________ I'm gon' leave the house looking like this.

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STOP RIGHT NOW AND GET THE SLAP LOVE!

So after seeing this shit it's pretty clear that Mel B is one of the unfortunate women out there that need a fuck load of make-up to look good cause bitch looks nasty sans slap. Scary Spice was papped en route to dinner in London recently and she sure lived up to her rough bitch from Leeds name cause it looked she'd deck anyone who fucked her off. Not much else to say cause let's face it she's kinda boring and far too brassy for our liking.

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GIRL DON'T WANNA REMEMBER THIS MOMENT

Nicki Minaj basically personifies all things fake and over the top, but girl seriously needs to check her hairline before leaving the house cause she looked a mess during a recent personal appearance. The ghetto singer was papped doing promo for her shit perfume and looked like a drag queen being swallowed by a cheap wig. We kinda like the music she shits out but besides that it's pretty much a ghetto train wreck.

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HAS THIS BITCH GONE AND GAINED WEIGHT?

It really pisses us off that all these lame ass fashion blogs and online showbiz sites diss the fuck out of a hot bitch who rocks up in a nasty dress to an awards show, but when mammoth Gabourey Sidibe shows up they all decide to be nice and fake. Please say you agree or even know what we're taking about cause if not you're an idiot too...vent over. Anyway the human version of Free Willy was papped walking the red carpet at the Golden Globes last night and while bitch looked kinda nice in the dress, she just looked like the ghetto version of Octomom. We love her as an actress and she's super cute but fuck does it need to lose a shit load of weight otherwise bitch gon' die. When your arms look more at home in a kebab shop action needs to be taken. Just sayin'.

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THE MISEDUCATION OF APPLYING MAKE-UP...

Seriously what the actual fuck love? Lauryn Hill seemed to wanna look like a butters clown while performing at a recent concert and boy did the bitch exceed. The singer who recently had a run-in with the IRS didn't look too happy to be back performing and sources say she's being forced cause of mounting debts. It's seems pretty low of her to get into debt when she was earning so much and not living an extravagant lifestyle, but maybe it was cosmetic surgery procedures to make her ugly or something?

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THIS JUST CANNOT BE LEGEND WHITNEY!

We kinda hate the last tour Whitney Houston did before she died cause not only was it her worst vocal performance, but the woman looked horrendous. The ridiculously talented and now deceased singer was papped doing her show in London back in 2010 and you literally can't tell who it is to be honest. Where the hell did her cheekbones disappear to guys? Such a shame cause music is such shit nowadays. Just sayin.'

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PRECIOUS COULD LITERALLY EAT RUSSIA

Okay so we get that Gabourey Sidibe is a really good actress and she's got the whole cuteness appeal, but fuck does the bitch have nasty figure. The star was papped filming scenes for her latest stint on American Horror Story in New Orleans recently and it looked like she'd ballooned even more...we guess pigs can fly. Seriously though it's waaay unhealthy for her to be this fat and the woman ain't even got small ankles or anything...it's fucking huge everywhere. Please stop eating Gabby cause you're gonna put yourself in an early grave!

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THIS AIN'T GONE MAKE A CUTE BRIDE...

Man now we LOVE us some Nene Leakes but girl really ain't the best looking crayon in the box. The hilariously blunt reality star can be seen in her new show I Dream Of Nene and it sure as hell ain't the most flattering shot of the Atlanta housewife. What's going on with that waddle fat too Nene...you're only 45 years old?

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MERCEDES WOULDA CHECKED THAT WEAVE

Oh honey as if you left your dance rehearsal without looking in the mirror! Poor old Amber Riley was snapped in LA the other and it looked like she'd finally started working up a sweat...talk about overdue. The actress sported some strange kinda stocking things and her trusty new money LV bag was by her side as usual (for the ghetto in her), but what was going on with that sweaty weave and horse mouth? We love you Mercedes but next time check yo'self in the mirror girl.

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CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS IS BEYONCE'S SISTER?

Come on guys let's face it cause poor old Solange Knowles doesn't really stand a chance when Beyonce's her sister. Although she's a less annoying and not a diva bitch it really ain't something we like to look at for too long. We get that she's embracing her natural hair and giving the finger to weaves, but we think the presence of one would actually soften up her mannish features. Like we said she puts out some cool tunes but that fuck off strong jaw is making us think something else is between it's legs.

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WE AIN'T RUBBING A MAGIC LAMP FOR THIS!

Now we LOVE us some Nene Leakes but lady often looks like a fuck off drag queen and on this occasion the bitch got the look spot on. The outspoken Real Housewives star was seen on the set of Extra the other day rocking a new hairpiece and let's just say it didn't do her any favors. With the addition of the double chin that perfectly finishes this look off, we think it's safe to say that this genie should stay inside the magic lamp.

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WE'D WALK STRAIGHT PAST THIS THING TOO...

We just wanna be clear that we know we're total cunts, have no morals and are deeply insecure. People this blog is driven by insecurity and we wouldn't have it any other way. Anyhow the classy Rihanna was snapped leaving her NYC hotel the other night and THE most unfortunate looking fan was papped standing behind her. Not a good comparison when your legs resemble something that would look more at home in a kebab shop. You know that the sidewalk is crying too.

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SURELY YOU CAN GET THESE FIXED OPRAH?

Now it's the first time we've ever featured a foot and not a face, but you won't believe who these rank feet belong to. Oprah Winfrey seems to be one of the more extreme cases where celebrity bunions are concerned and when we found this shit we literally couldn't stop gagging. The rich bitch wasn't just sporting a little bunion, but she was rocking 2 fuck off massive bastards and it looked painful to even walk. How the hell did her feet get in this state is what we wanna know? Please use your billions for a good cause and get these evil looking things removed you tight bitch.

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EVEN $3 BILLION CAN'T SAVE THIS THING...

Oprah Winfrey may have a ridiculous personal net worth, but the woman has NEVER been able to stay the same weight for more than a week. The media mogul was seen at the premiere of her new flick The Butler and the poor bitch looked like the obese version of Ru Paul. You'd think that with all that money she'd at least be able to buy a dress in the right size and hire a hair stylist who wasn't related to Stevie Wonder. We bet her heels are fucking screaming too!

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WHO KNEW ANNIE WAS A BLACK TRANNY?

Oh dear Rihanna we sure ain't feeling this look! The singer who shits out singles like hotcakes decided to ditch her trusted weave and show off her natural locks and to be honest we get why she hides her real hair now. The poor bitch looked like a cross between between a tranny version of Annie and a ghetto rag doll. What the hell with it debut next huh?

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UGLY CHICKS LIVE ON STARSHIPS

Nicki Minaj probably uploaded the above snap to her Twitter thinking she looked like hot shit, but in reality it just further highlighted how much of an ugly chick she is. The ghetto skank rapper appeared to be trying on wedding dresses a' la cheap style, but who the hell would put a ring on this shit? We don't mind a few of her tunes and these fake ass titties, but she looks more like a malnourished Malaysian boy playing dress up than a superstar. Wonder if she's packin' under that fuck off wig too?

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AIN'T NO STREET CRED TO LOSE BUT STILL...

How embarrassing to be a former basketball player and then leave ya gaff looking like an ugly tranny who's proud. Well that seemed to be what was going through Dennis Rodman's mind the other day. The sports star was seen walking the red carpet at The Apprentice premiere in NYC and boy did he look a fool. The mohawk, clown slap and crazy ass outfit did him no justice (not much could) and let's just call a spade a spade...he looked a total utter douche and didn't represent for his fellow "brothers". We predict he'll come out his make-up filled closet very soon so watch this space.

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