WHEN FASHION QUEEN'S GET IT OH SO WRONG

Now we've only ever done one other post on erm we guess style icon Olivia Palermo cause let's face it the bitch looks good about 99% of the time. Unfortunately for her she rocked up to a movie premiere this week in NYC looking like she'd been hanging out with the Tanning Mom. Her hair was also very close to Cousin Itt territory as it looked like her head was being consumed by some odd follicular being. Such a shame when someone like this gets it so wrong but at least she's not as lame as Whitney Port right.

WE CAN'T FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT FOR ELT...

Poor old Elton John was finally snapped out shopping in LA the other without his famous round spectacles and let's just say we now get why he wears them all the time. The campy legend was seen browsing a wig store (shocker) in the Hollywood area and we're hoping he was planning to replace the dodgy rug he was papped wearing. What's going on with that bloodshot eye though and you'd think with all his dosh he'd get those eye bags removed wouldn't you?

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WTF IS GOING ON WITH MISS SPEARS Y'ALL?

Before we start the hate we wanna say that we do genuinely like Britney Spears cause even though the bitch ain't talented, she's always been a grafter and had that likable appeal. The pop star was papped grabbing lunch in Las Vegas recently during rehearsals for her new show and as always something just looked off about her. Britters looks so much older than her 32 years and lately looks like a barmaid in her 40s who's had too much cock. Furthermore the accelerated aging process that she seems to be enduring won't do her career any favors, but let's face it that's headed for the toilet anyway. On a more positive note at least she's having salad and juice for lunch and not a fucking Frappuccino.

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WHAT HAPPENED TO NENE LEAKES Y'ALL?

If you're all cultured and well educated then you'll be up to speed when it comes to Nene Leakes' bad wigs on the latest season of Real Housewives of Atlanta. The reality star who's really just more of a mannish bully was seen on the latest episode looking like a hot ghetto mess. The horrendous hairpiece, tacky jewelry and bad outfit are just a glimpse into the awful style choices bitch has made thus far in the new season. We don't know what's going on girl but you better look in the mirror before you sit in front of a camera next time.

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EVEN ANNIE HALL WOULD THINK IT'S A MESS

There ain't enough words to describe how much love we have for Diane Keaton cause she's totes a ledge, but someone needs to tell the poor thing that dressing like Charlie Chaplan ain't cool when you're only 5 years away from being wheelchair bound. We know this bitch will always be quirky but it really didn't work when she was papped arriving at a Miley Cyrus concert (we just lost some respect for her) with her actress buddy Sarah Paulson aka the annoying witch who goes blind from American Horror Story. Anyhow we hope Diane had a good time and her ears didn't bleed too much, but next time please don't dress like an idiot.

FILL IN THE BLANK FOR A GHETTO MESS...

After I stuck my hairline down with superglue I thought DAYUM I look so _____________________ I'm gon' leave the house looking like this.

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YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKE A WRECKING BALL

Oh dear that ain't a good shot is it honey? Miley Cyrus was sporting one fuck off nasty hairdo the other day while on a classy cig break around LA and boy did the bitch look retarded. The singer wasn't really rocking the bowl cut well and looked more like a boy in drag than a pop star. We just don't see the fuss with this one cause not only is she butters but her voice is shit too. Just sayin'.

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BRITNEY IS BECOMING A REAL HOUSEWIFE

Holy shit balls! What the fuck has happened to Britney Spears lately people? The pop star was snapped attending the People's Choice Awards the other night and the woman looked truly horrific. We're obviously being a tad dramatic but her piss colored hair, spotty complexion, drag make-up and botoxed appearance made her look like a total freak show. Someone needs to introduce this woman to purple shampoo cause she's in desperate need! Britney literally looked like an extra from the Real Housewives and that's being nice.

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WTF BRITNEY'S GOT AN EIGHT HEAD NOW?

Man it's actually quite disturbing to see what a mess Britney Spears is these days...and you all thought Xtina had issues when she was heavier. The pop star was snapped leaving a dance rehearsal in LA over the weekend and bitch looked a total state. What the fuck is going on with the receding hairline, that fuck off spam forehead and the yellow hair? Jesus love sort yourself out cause no one will pay to see you perform live (lip sync) in Vegas looking like this!

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CRUELLA WOULD TOTES NOT HIRE THIS

Looks like another hair and make-up queen has got it in for actress Joely Richardson cause lady was looking weird at a recent product launch in London. The sister of the bird who died in a skiing accident (very sad no BS) was papped walking the red carpet and her hair looked fucking rank to say the least. The woman's only in her late 40s but looks so much older with the dated attire and horrendous makeover. Better luck next time Joely!

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SINCE WHEN DID DIANA HAVE A MULLET?

Following a pretty shit attempt to be Princess Diana in the new movie Diana (too creative), actress Naomi Watts graced the cover of In Style although something looks a little off. Wouldn't have something more classic looked better seeing as she's promoting a movie about a fucking princess? Also what's the with Scandinavian dyke hair and make up cause it looks nasty and don't suit Naomi at all. Now of course we always think we know best, but in this case bitch don't look hot. Just sayin'.

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WTF DID ANNA WINTOUR DO TO SANDY?

Okay so don't get it twisted cause we LOVE actress Sandra Bullock as much as the next mofo, but we really ain't feeling her latest Vogue cover. We're not sure what Anna was going for with this photo but we think she looks more like a dykey elf who's related to Enya than fashion cover girl. Is it just us who's seeing this cause Sandy usually looks stunning? What a fucking bad choice for the cover though guys.

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DESIGNERS WANT THIS SITTING FRONT ROW?

Is it just us or is the weight slowly creeping back onto Kelly Osbourne? It can't be easy for fat birds to keep it off forever cause food must be all they crave and we totes think those upper thighs have gotten chunkier in recent months. We gotta give her props for not being obese anymore, but the hair mixed with the paleness and the outfit makes us think of a bad tranny and we're floored that E! hire this to co-host a FASHION based TV show. Awkward that her boyfriend is more feminine than her huh?

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EVEN AGING HOT GUYS AREN'T SAFE...

What the fuck happened to Nick Stokes guys? Okay we totes get that he's not a real person but the actor, George Eads, has full on let himself go in recent episodes of hit TV show CSI. Even during one of his many postmortems we used to get TV screen envy, but lately we don't know what it is to be honest. The serial killer haircut, bloated facial features and puffy eyes ain't making us wanna blow him anytime soon. Such a shame when you look at the left pic too...we owe our thanks once again to a couple of cunts called time and gravity.

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KEL'S VERY LUCKY HER DAD IS FAMOUS...

Bless her! This thing wouldn't have had much of a chance in the fashion industry (let alone any) if her daddy wasn't Ozzy. Does anyone dare argue with us? Sorry but if you're gonna judge our appearance and what we're wearing then you better not be fucking Kelly Osbourne of all tubby people. We don't know what's going on with this fuck off beehive hair style, orange tan and double chin but this bitch ain't chic or fashionable. Such a joke that E! even thought of this to co-host Fashion Police. Can you say family connections much?

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GOOD LORD YOU SURE AIN'T BEAUTIFUL!

Holy shit balls, Mimi is one hell of a yo-yo dieter that's for sure! Mariah Carey was snapped leaving a TV studio in NYC this past week and it looked totally different from her latest music video featuring fellow singer Miguel. Gone was the flowing shiny hair, hot body and skimpy outfits and in it's place was a frumpy fat average mom (we know we'll get hate for that but fuck it) with a bad 80s perm. We literally don't get how this bitch can go from looking so hot to a complete mess who needs to go back in the time machine.

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GIVE YOUR MAKE-UP ARTIST A RAISE!

Katherine Heigl always looks DOG rough without the slap and this has been proven with multiple blog posts on the munter. While we have no real problem with her we just can't believe how fucking awful it looks au naturel. The actress was recently seen leaving her local gym and boy was it a scary sight...unrecognizable would be a fucking understatement. The poor thing looked like a malnourished coke whore with acne and not in the good Kate Moss way. Bad times for Kath ennit.

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POSH WILL ALWAYS BE A DIRTY WAG AT HEART

People seem to think that Victoria Beckham has always been chic, but if you literally go back about 5 years you can see that she was cheap as fuck. The WAG turned fashion designer can be seen at The Prince's Trust event back in 2005 and boy did it look cheap. The birds nest extensions, orange tan, tacky accessories, slutty gown and French manicure (quiver) is a world away from her current look. It just goes to show how much styles can change! Wonder what happened to natural DD tits too?

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WE'RE GONNA HOLD THIS AGAINST YOU

Whatever happened to Britney Spears bless her? She used to look so good and her body was shit hot back in the day, but since shitting out a couple kids all she seems to do is release filler albums and eat junk food? The past-it hit maker was seen grabbing coffee and donuts (shocker) and wearing a truly horrendous outfit whilst strolling around her neighborhood the other day. We still don't get that with all her dough she can't afford decent hair extensions? Just sayin'.

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FUCK NEXT TO, WE DON'T WANT THIS NEAR US...

Oh the lovely and talented and NOT annoying in anyway Emeli Sande is just the picture of perfection right here. We really don't know why this bitch fucks us off so badly, but her cocky attitude don't help for one and second of all that face (and cockatoo barnet) really makes us moody. The average singer was seen leaving LAX after performing at this years Oscars (AS IF it got invited) and it looked like a cockerel with special needs to say the least. Please just do us all a favor and go live inside a piano.

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