SELFIES SHOULD DO YOU JUSTICE HONEY

We're not sure if Nicki Minaj understood that when you take selfies you're supposed to look hot and not like some ghetto bitch who looks like she'd give you a black eye for the last seat on the subway. Anyway the Starships singer apparently thought she looked fuckable enough cause lady posted the above snap on her Instagram account sans make-up and to be honest she looked rough as shit. At least she ditched the wig and has taken a more natural approach, but in a way we can kinda see why she shovels on so much slap #justsaying.

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LOOKS LIKE PHOEBE NEEDS A WALKER

We know what you're thinking...when bad things happen to good people and in this case the culprit is that little fucker called time. Lisa Kudrow aka hippy slut Phoebe Buffay from iconic TV show Friends was snapped arriving at a charity event in LA recently and she looked like she'd definitely started living off her retirement account. To be honest, we can't fucking believe this and Jennifer Aniston are pretty much the same age. The greying hair, wrinkled complexion and turkey neck are making us think that the poor bitch needs some TLC and quick.

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EVEN HANNIBAL WOULDN'T EAT IT

Seeing this shit made us fuckin' choke we ain't gonna lie! Ginga actress Juliane Moore who is usually snapped looking a bit more red-carpet ready looked DOG rough as she walked her sprog around NYC over the weekend. It looked more like a fugly elf than a Hollywood actress and her facial expression makes us think she did a nasty fart and then sniffed it the dirty bitch. It never ceases to amaze us what a bit of warpaint can do ennit.

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