THIS WOULD MAKE ANYTHING TURN GAY

The above pic of Loose Women host Carol McGiffin has to be one of the worst pics we've posted in a while and we're pretty sure the poor bitch would agree with us. That chat show host was snapped en route to work and it looked like a fucking drowned dog. Now obviously this STUNNING photo was of course taken at THE most unflattering moment of her life, but still the camera don't lie and the lens clearly wasn't feeling this munter. Just sayin'.

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HIS LOOKS SURE AIN'T GOT THE X FACTOR

Simon Cowell has definitely got a nasty tongue on him and we're pretty sure that if he saw this shit even he wouldn't be able to hold back the criticism cause he looked a fucking mess. The music mogul stepped out in LA recently and looked like a bloated whale covered in fake tan. Maybe he's had some help from the surgeon's table seeing as he's suffering from a little facial swelling? Whatever it is, we just think he needs to come out the closet and soon.

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DOES SHE THINK SHE'S FROM HACKNEY?

Miley Cyrus seems to be very confused lately as she's dressing like she's London trash from Hackney's east end, as opposed to the Ozark skank from hickville that she's so ashamed to actually be. The singer (if auto-tune counts) was papped strolling around LA on a shopping spree and it just looked a fucking state. We know it's young so she's trying out different styles and shit, but have you ever seen such a lame ass try hard in your life? Get your cowboy boots out of your closet Miley and embrace your southern (incestuous) background.

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THERE'S NOTHING ELSE WE CAN SAY

Lady GaGa has always striked us as a try hard that clearly got bullied for being Italian in high school, so it's no surprise that as a grown ass woman she dresses like a dickhead to get attention. The weird ass singer was papped leaving her hotel in Germany recently and she looked like a fucking idiot if we're honest. Just cause she's draped in vile couture sure as hell don't make her fashionable or cool in our eyes, but her fans or "little monsters" aka fags who like beaty music seem to eat this shit up like brownies. We're just waiting for her 15 minutes of fame to run out so she can go work in a deli in the East Village and spare the world of her fakeness.

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WONDER IF LIZ IS TURNING IN HER GRAVE?

We really can't decide if it's good thing that Lindsay Lohan has been cast to portray icon (and let's face it slapper) Elizabeth Taylor in the new Lifetime movie Liz & Dick. One thing we do know however is that LiLo is looking good and it's great that she's finally back to work. To be honest, we had to do a double take cause at first we didn't know it was her in the pic and let's face it that can't be a bad sign. We wish her all the best and hope it turns out to be a success. We know that's a shocking statement from The Sizzling Mess, but we are actually capable of being nice.

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