WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK TERESA?

Teresa Giudice from the CLASSY show Real Housewives of New Jersey really does offend our fucking eyes. The dirty Italian import can be seen in the above pic doing an interview for the hit Bravo show and we swear to God that her hair is eating her fucking head. We really don't get why she doesn't just ditch the clown make-up too?  The only thing worse than a drag queen is an unconvincing dirty foreign one. Go shave your head honey cause the money would come in handy for paying off your fuck off massive debts.

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MAYBE GOLLUM HAD A SISTER?

We most definitely do have respect for the dead, but we're not letting this pic go unnoticed. We're sure you all know that late soul singer Amy Winehouse wasn't that blessed in the looks department, but this pic is just vomit worthy. It looks like a load of pubic hair hangin' out the window and don't even get us started on it's monkey like facial features. It's never too late however to express our condolences and we are still very sad at her passing. RIP Amy!

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IT'S A JERSEY THANG!

Wait, is that a giant ball of pubic hair or is it the RICHEST Real Housewives Of New Jersey cast member Teresa Giudice? Never before have our eyes seen a Real Housewife (human being) with SO much hair, and the fact that her hairline starts on her eyelids just pushes the ick factor. She always seems to resemble a dirty Mediterranean troll/hobbit that needs to wash off her fake tan, and the candy wrapper style outfit, drag queen make up and HAIR do absolutely nothin' to help. Wonder if she coughs up hair balls too?

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