WE NEVER GOT THE RACE CHANGE MEMO

La Toya Jackson may as well just join the Ku Klux Klan cause at this point it's evidently clear that she's embarrassed to be black. The former singer (porn star) was seen walking the red carpet at some shitty charity event in LA and she literally looked like an embalmed hooker. The dire highlights and Michael nose are obvious features here, but nothing looked good or natural. We can however commend the cock hungry whore on the fact that she's been a size zero for almost 50 years, as that in itself is hugely impressive in our opinion. Take note of the latter Xtina.

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ASHAMED OF BEING BLACK ARE WE?

Even though she's got that fucked up cheap whore look about her you gotta love La Toya Jackson. The erm we're gonna say porn star/freeloader has certainly changed quite a bit since her younger years and it appears that she's a completely different race. Looks like she's racist like her late (and equally fucked up) brother Michael. Oh yes we said it. She was actually quite pretty pre-surgery, but since then she's morphed into a scary version of Barbie gone wrong. What the fuck do these Jackson's do to their noses too? We bet their mom is well offended.

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FILL IN THE BLANK

We're not sure what to make of her "burnt people" expression, but we love it when the young girl (teen mum on benefits) tells her to shut the fuck up. Emma West, 34, of New Addington, London, is absolutely ________ and we ____ her.