WHAT WORLD ARE YOU LIVING IN MARIAH?

Okay so it's well known that Mariah Carey always employs a body double or just airbrushes herself to shit on her album covers but this one takes the fucking cake. Everything about her body on the left has been digitally altered and then on the evening that this photo was released she was dumb enough to wear a skin tight black dress to her album launch party which of course revealed the truth. Mariah has always been a foodie and we're guessing that getting into that black dress was like trying to put toothpaste back in the tube. The poor woman needs to realize that she's a big bird and just live with it or she should just starve herself like Xtina.

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KEEP UP THE CLEVER DRESSING XTINA

It's become pretty evident that Christina Aguilera isn't quite as obese as Adele, but it is clear that dressing appropriately for her body shape (so wearing a tent) can in fact do wonders. The super talented fag hag was snapped arriving at a Samsung event in LA this week and looked pretty bangin' if we're honest. We're really loving the fun throwback look to her Stripped days with the trucker cap and colorful hair and what d'ya know her legs don't resemble tree trunks. Keep whoever's been styling you lately cause you need them honey.

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ALL WE WANNA DO IS SEE YOU LOSE SOME!

In all honestly we feel bad for hating on Christina Aguilera (although it ain't gonna stop us) cause we like all the new music we've heard from her lately, but after seeing this shit above we couldn't resist cause we thought it was fucking genius. Xtina recently released her new album cover entitled Lotus and Da Vinci's cousin decided to make it more fun and erm honest. Let's cut the shit though cause "hips don't lie" and we all know that Chrissy loves her food a little too much, but all we think she needs is a better stylist or one that doesn't hate her. Some advice though...just lay off the donuts until after your album's been released honey.

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