LOIS LANE IS LOOKING ROUGH THESE DAYS

Teri Hatcher used to be pretty back in the day and even though she was on the verge of looking like a wax figure in Desperate Housewives, it seems the actress has totes let herself go in the looks department lately. The original Lois Lane (sorry but Amy Adams ain't got shit on this bitch) was snapped on a run around LA the other day and the woman looked rough as shite. Although she's managed to stay anorexic (huge applause and great role model) something just didn't look right cause she looked tired and gaunt. Get yourself a burger and fries honey!

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WOULD THIS BE ALLOWED ON WISTERIA LANE?

Like every actress in Hollywood you've got your age stages and Teri Hatcher is definitely gearing more towards the Driving Miss Daisy chapter judging by her latest snaps. The former Desperate Housewives actress was seen on a run in LA and looked dog rough to say the least. Instead of her usual manicured appearance the poor bitch looked tired and had more lines than a coloring book. Again this could just a be "bad angle" but we don't care she looks rough.

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BREE WOULDN'T WANT THIS AS A NEIGHBOR

It's damn right shocking when you actually realize the true POWER of make-up and Marcia Cross must be thanking her lucky fucking stars that it was invented. The former Desperate Housewives star was papped whilst running errands around LA over the weekend and it looked dog rough to say the least. All we know is that Bree wouldn't even go to the bathroom without having her hair and make-up done, so this haggard old thing wouldn't stand a chance of living on Wisteria Lane.

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GABRIELLE SOLIS WOULD JUDGE THIS SHIT

Now we've never really rated Eva Longoria that highly cause we think she's kinda plain so finding this GEM of a pic just proves that we're right. The sexy Mexican (dirty foreigner) actress was papped shopping around LA over the weekend and we wouldn't be surprised if L'Oreal were currently in talks to end her contract early. We have to say that we're surprised she looks so bad minus the slap, cause she resembles a cross-eyed homeless woman as opposed to a Hollywood actress. We wonder if her new movie will be called Mexicans Are Special?

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DESPERATE DOG

We're pretty sure that if Eva Longoria's character Gabrielle were to see this mess of a being she'd be shocked too. It's hard to believe that these two are the same person, but the image on the right is in fact Eva pre-photoshop and minus her usual 10 inches of slap. Urgh she looks TRULY vile and more like a Colombian maid than a fancy housewife (slut). Wonder what her bosses will think over at L'Oreal?

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