KAREN WOULD TOTES AVOID THIS IN SCHOOL

Amanda Seyfried is kinda like the younger version of Jennifer Aniston cause let's face it, she's an average actress at best who got fucking lucky. We've never really been able to take it seriously besides her role as Karen in Mean Girls (ironic much), but the above photo of her running errands in LA shocked the hell outta us! The actress who offends the likes of Meryl Streep looked like she'd stepped off a space ship cause bitch looks liked an extra from E.T. and we don't mean that shite Katy Perry tune.

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SO THIS IS HOW IT BROKE INTO ACTING

Why are we not surprised that the younger Judi Dench (containing laughter) Emma Watson kickstarted her acting career by getting on her knees and sucking cock? Okay so we're obviously dreaming, but is it wrong that we kinda wish this was true so people would get how much of a joke this girl is for once? On top of retaining many ape-like features, having zero acting chops and being as stiff as the dick she's holding whilst on the screen, it baffles us as to why she keeps getting offered roles. If her fans don't agree that her work ain't ever gonna cure cancer, then they're just as deluded as Emma is about her abilities.

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JUSTIN'S SIGHT ISN'T IMPROVING THEN?

We don't get why Jessica Biel looks like a total mong in photos lately? It's like she's purposely trying to look retarded and not hot. Surely if you were banging (and engaged) to Justin Timberlake you'd wanna make an effort and not resemble a tired mom of 3 with a slight case of downs? Also, the bangs just don't work and we can't understand why she hasn't realized that yet.

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SOS PLEASE SOMEONE GET THE SLAP

Surely to God the world has gotta tire of this bitch eventually? Rihanna recently posted a video on YouTube of dance rehearsals for her new (235th) single to be released this summer and it looked like she'd been beaten by Chris Brown and spat on. Let's not forget the great looking hooker wig and retard expression either. Wonder what she'll be calling the new single. How about Catchy Fluff or Lucky Plain Jane? We could play the guessing game all day but all in seriousness the "singer" will be releasing her much awaited 73rd album in the coming weeks and according to sources it's called He Didn't Mean To Do It. We've vowed to only go and see her live when she can learn to speak English properly.

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