WTF IS GOING ON WITH MISS SPEARS Y'ALL?

Before we start the hate we wanna say that we do genuinely like Britney Spears cause even though the bitch ain't talented, she's always been a grafter and had that likable appeal. The pop star was papped grabbing lunch in Las Vegas recently during rehearsals for her new show and as always something just looked off about her. Britters looks so much older than her 32 years and lately looks like a barmaid in her 40s who's had too much cock. Furthermore the accelerated aging process that she seems to be enduring won't do her career any favors, but let's face it that's headed for the toilet anyway. On a more positive note at least she's having salad and juice for lunch and not a fucking Frappuccino.

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DID YOU DREAM A DREAM OF BAD TASTE?

Oh we love when horrendous outfits happen to cute and kinda crazy people. Scottish nutter Susan Boyle was papped leaving a TV studio in London the other day and it looked like she'd raided the wardrobe of Dame Edna. The singer also looked rather glum and it was no doubt down to seeing her reflection and realizing what a horrendous ensemble she'd decided to throw on. Still hey ho that's life and at least she's not poor anymore.

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WHERE'S AMANDA? ERM GOING TO JAIL!

We knew this shit was gonna go down since day one. Amanda Bynes was finally arrested the other day after throwing a bong out of her 32nd floor apartment window. The actress who's having a Britney moment x10 was papped in court complete with her crazy ass wig and looked like a total nutter. We do feel for the gal cause she's clearly not okay and although this shit makes amazing news we hope she gets help and fast.

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HERE'S YOUR PLATE OF CRAZY FOR THE DAY

We all remember her for the line "Amanda please" but lately Amanda Bynes has been acting fucking nuts to say the least. Not only is it looking butters and insane at the same time, but we do not get why she's pierced her cheeks with diamante studs. The clown brows, fish lips and Snooki esque outfit just isn't working for her either. We think it's bout time you increased those meds honey.

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WE HOLD THE HAIR AGAINST YOU HONEY

We're not too sure what happened in the hair and make-up room, but Britney Spears looked like she was hiding an entire family in her hair on The X Factor the other night. The now not so relevant pop star wore a clingy black number that didn't really do frame any favors (not that she's obese) and those t-bar shoes just cut her legs right off and made her look like a dwarf from Louisiana. Did anyone notice how fucking low her top was cut too? We know her stylist was going for glam, but we're getting more over the hill slut from this look. Just sayin'.

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SINCE WHEN DID BRITNEY DRESS LIKE A MOM?

Britney Spears is still managing to judge talent on The X Factor USA without getting out an umbrella and stabbing a contestant, but her fashion choices appear to going a little downhill. The singer (we're being polite) was snapped arriving at auditions in Chicago recently and it looked like she'd become a mumsy 45 year old overnight. What's going on with the BAD hair and make-up lady? Even the dress and shoes ain't saving this mess of a look but at least she don't look nuts.

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JUDGING TALENT WHEN YOU HAVE NONE?

If we were auditioning on the The X Factor USA this summer, we'd frankly be offended if Britney Spears was critiquing us, cause let's face it she can't even stay in key whilst humming. The once queen of pop (sorry gays) was papped arriving at the press call to launch the new show and to be honest she looked a fuckin' state. Bitten finger nails that were actually bleeding, liver spots all over her chest, RANK blonde hair, a ruined complexion (note the hormonal chin acne), classic Britney WE syndrome (wonky eye) and last but not least her bushy eyebrows that are in DESPERATE need of some attention. Oh love, we think you checked out of the nuthouse a bit too early.

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DOES BRIT THINK WE'RE FUCKING STUPID?

If anyone owes their success to airbrushing then Britney Spears is a major fucking contender. The pop singer (unemployed nutter) was seen leaving a hair salon in Beverly Hills and it looked like Brit had dyed her locks back to her natural color. Erm we're not loving it, but judging by the rest it's gonna take more than some brown hair dye to improve her overall aesthetic (ooo big word). Fuck we can't get over how RANK her side profile is and what's with the double chin and puffy face? We love how we're supposed to believe she can look like the pic on the right just 4 months earlier. Mmm can someone say Photoshop?

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