HOLY MOLY WHAT HAPPENED TO JAKE?!

Now usually Jake Gyllenhaal looks pretty good but when he stepped out to an event the other night in LA he looked like an AIDS victim on death row. The actors plump face and looks appeared to be long gone and in their place was a gaunt and skeletal looking thing...pretty rank if you ask us people. We hear it's for a movie role so props to him for losing the weight so fast, but is it wrong that we're kinda jealous and wanna know his secret?

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EVEN AGING HOT GUYS AREN'T SAFE...

What the fuck happened to Nick Stokes guys? Okay we totes get that he's not a real person but the actor, George Eads, has full on let himself go in recent episodes of hit TV show CSI. Even during one of his many postmortems we used to get TV screen envy, but lately we don't know what it is to be honest. The serial killer haircut, bloated facial features and puffy eyes ain't making us wanna blow him anytime soon. Such a shame when you look at the left pic too...we owe our thanks once again to a couple of cunts called time and gravity.

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WOULD MONICA STILL WANNA MARRY THIS?

Chandler what the fuck happened? Matthew Perry from TV show FRIENDS was seen on vacay with his bird recently and boy did he look different. He was never super hot or anything but boy he certainly looked old and rough whilst waiting to see if a jet ski could hold his mammoth weight. Get on the dermal fillers like Courteney Cox and you'll better in no time.

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EVEN VAMPIRES CAN'T ESCAPE AGING...

You know there's no God when even the beloved Spike from Buffy ages so badly he looks like a coke addict living in welfare. James Marsters has struggled to find a job since leaving the popular TV show, but was recently snapped at his local market in LA and let's just say he's looked better. Word on the street is that he was left so embarrassed when he was unable to pay for his goods (due to maybe an expensive addiction) that he offered to act out a scene from Buffy as a method of payment. That was of course a complete lie, but didn't it give you a fun image?

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HOW IS GOD REAL IF THIS SHIT HAPPENS?

Do y'all remember watching Tarzan and paying more attention to Brendan Fraser's rock hard abs (bulge) than the shit storyline? Well fast forward almost 15 years and this is what it's become...chubby, pasty and oh so NOT hot. Such a shame when hoy guys let go of themselves cause how else are they going to gain respect in the world without their killer looks? Anyhow aside from the thinning hair, muggs (man juggs), beer belly and Muppet-like face, we'll give him credit for at least covering up cause  that torso without coverage would be a sight for sore eyes. Oh and is it just us or does he look like he enjoys gay kiddy porn?

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WHAT THE FUCK HAS HAPPENED TO NEO?

Holy shit balls guys! Keanu Reeves was spotted at the Cannes Film Festival the other day and he looked a world away from his Matrix days. The actor has since become somewhat of a recluse and no wonder with the amount of weight it's piled on in hiding. The tits, belly and double chin ain't a good look on him but at least he's not bald.

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THIS SHIT MAKES JUSTIN LOOKS STRAIGHT

If any of you used to watch that shit after the first season show Ugly Betty you'll remember the gay as hell character Justin Suarez who clearly took packages up the back passage all day and every day. Anyway fast forward a few years and the real life actor Mark Indelicato appears to have come out as straight if the above snap is anything to go by. We don't wanna spend long on this post as we're worried we'll catch HIV but doesn't the fag (his cigarette you homophobes) finish off this classy look?

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DID HE PLAN ON BECOMING THIS FUGLY?

It really is a shame when Hollywood stars and people like Mickey Rourke ruin their looks by having too much surgery and we just don't understand the drive behind making yourself look fugly. The now over the hill star was snapped arriving at LAX over the weekend and it looked like a walking mummy in a beanie if we're honest. Can you believe that the left and much better photo was just 30 years prior? Nice low cut tee too Mickey...we didn't realize you'd become gay too.

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WONDER HOW HE'S BEEN DOIN'...?

Wow, time really is a bitch and the above pic of actor Matt Le Blanc aka Joey the pasta lovin' player from TV show FRIENDS just proves this point. The once stud-like actor appeared to have gained a bit flub and got fucking old whilst out shopping around LA recently. Is it just us or are Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox the only cast members who still look good?

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PRETTY WOMEN DON'T WANT IT ANYMORE

We wonder what Vivian would think to Richard Gere if she saw him now huh? The once hot actor wasn't looking so camera ready when he was snapped leaving a grocery store in LA over the weekend, as the wind appeared to be raping his hair. While he's a far cry from ugly he's definitely aged a fuck load since his days as Edward Lewis, so once again time and aging will fuck everyone over in the end.

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HE LIKES TO BE HOME ALONE WITH A NEEDLE

What has happened to the once cute MaCaulay Culkin? The child actor who is best known for his role in Home Alone was snapped walking around LA recently and he looked like he was wasting away. According to sources he's a dirty smack addict who considers "finding the vein" a hobby and if we're honest we can't say we're surprised. First LiLo and now MaCaulay...does anyone think there's some sort of pattern amongst kids who find fame young?

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ELLE WOODS WOULDN'T TOUCH THIS

We were truly floored when we saw what Luke Wilson had become in the above snap. The actor has been out of the spotlight for sometime now and we can't say we're surprised judging by his fat ass face. He was once a silver screen hottie who out shadowed his psycho brother Owen, but now he just looks chubby, gross and erm normal. Ditch the carbs and get down the gym pronto.

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MAYBE ELECTROCUTED HAIR IS TRENDY

Mickey Rourke was once a leading man of the silver screen, however these days he's got more friends down the zoo cause he looks like a circus freak. Gone are the handsome facial features and in their place is a big old mess. We're really not sure what's going on with his hair (or lack thereof), his forehead is big enough to sunbathe on and we could play monkey bars on his ears. Why does these desperate stars always go overboard with the plastic surgery? We don't think Kim Basinger will be calling him anytime soon.

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HEART THROB TO PEDO?

Just in case you're like what the fuck, this post is in fact focused on Chris Klein and not the SHIT HOT Mena Suvari. Now while he doesn't look fugly or anything he sure has got OLD since American Pie first hit our screens back in the late 90s. In fact he looks more like an overworked stock broker who likes kiddy porn than a Hollywood heart throb. Such a shame cause he was pretty fine back in the day. Mena on the other hand can sit on our face whenever she likes.

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9½ WEEKS LEFT TO LIVE?

Isn't it weird that we've never posted about a man before? Well that might not be true, but we can't be fucked to go back and check. Anyway moving on, is it just us or does Mickey Rourke actually resemble a mummified corpse? The actor was pretty good lookin' back in his prime, but now his mouth looks like a gaping anus. Just don't leaving your house buddy cause you'd even give blind people a fright.

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