WONDER HOW HE'S BEEN DOIN'...?

Wow, time really is a bitch and the above pic of actor Matt Le Blanc aka Joey the pasta lovin' player from TV show FRIENDS just proves this point. The once stud-like actor appeared to have gained a bit flub and got fucking old whilst out shopping around LA recently. Is it just us or are Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox the only cast members who still look good?

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WE THOUGHT THIS WAS DEAD ALREADY...

Oh dear. What the fuck does Donatella Versace think she looks like? The fashion designer bowed graciously after her latest show in Milan and looked more like a liver sausage in a wig than a woman. We get that she's got a good body for like 105 years old, but still that face would make any man cry upon climax. Maybe she's been dead for years and they just embalmed her to cover it all up?

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EVEN WINFRED SANDERSON WOULD DECLINE

There's something about child stars that always turns into a big ole mess like Thora Birch pictured above. Do y'all remember how cute she was in the flick Hocus Pocus as a kid? Well now just look at it cause she's turned into a fucking goth who's addicted to food by the looks of things. Hollywood seems to really fuck this "artists" over and they either become drug addicts like LiLo or fat bitches like Xtina. Come on though Thora! Lose a few and we're sure you'll see the roles come pouring in.

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LOOKING THIS CHEAP SURE DOES COST

Doesn't the humble Tamara Ecclestone just look the picture of class here? The billion dollar heiress was papped walking around a casino in Las Vegas over the weekend and she was dressed to the nines (as a hooker) for her evening out. The cheap looking frock, orange tan, suffocated tits and clown make-up resembled a Monet painting aka a fucking mess. That lovely foot tattoo is just the perfect finishing touch too.

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DID JILL ZARIN PUT A SPELL ON HER?

Poor old Bethenny Frankel who used to be on the now boring as hell Real Housewives of New York City was seen getting her hair did in NYC recently and boy did she look different. The rich bitch founder of Skinny Girl Drinks appeared to have morphed into an alien-like species right before our very eyes, cause the above thing was definitely not present on the hit Bravo show. For some reason she reminds us of Lurch from The Addams Family and those lips look like they got stuck in a pool drain. Sort yourself out honey and quick.

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WHO KNEW THAT PIGS WORE CONVERSE?

Now we get that Adele is talented as fuck and can hold a note, but fucking hell she is a beast to look at that's for sure. The super size Grammy winner was papped walking around Surrey and without her glam squad she looked like a normal fat girl from England. Usually black would flatter most figures, but when you're related to Free Willy even tents won't conceal the flab unfortunately. Just sayin'.

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DOES SHE THINK SHE'S FROM HACKNEY?

Miley Cyrus seems to be very confused lately as she's dressing like she's London trash from Hackney's east end, as opposed to the Ozark skank from hickville that she's so ashamed to actually be. The singer (if auto-tune counts) was papped strolling around LA on a shopping spree and it just looked a fucking state. We know it's young so she's trying out different styles and shit, but have you ever seen such a lame ass try hard in your life? Get your cowboy boots out of your closet Miley and embrace your southern (incestuous) background.

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OVER THE HILL CHEERLEADER MUCH?

It must be kinda embarrassing to have your mom run around in tiny outfits looking like a desperate high school cheerleader, so we can honestly say that we fully empathize with Madonna's poor daughter Lourdes. The famous fag hag was seen performing in Italy recently and let's just say that all we can see from the above photo it desperate old slapper. Speaking of Lourdes, we wonder when Madge will get her eyebrows waxed?

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SHOW US YOUR JAZZ HANDS LIZA!

Life is apparently still like a cabaret for Liza Minnelli as the elderly fag hag was recently papped walking through the airport in LA and she just couldn't resist a little dance. It's a shame that she's become such a hot mess lately cause she looked more like a fucking clown with a bad hip, as opposed to the award winning gay icon that she (apparently) is to her fans. You know that her bodyguard is thinking please Liza just keep your shit together and don't show me up.

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WORLD'S MOST ANNOYING TELETUBBIE

For some reason Kelly Osbourne works as a fashion critic for E!'s Fashion Police and it just blows our mind that it even got hired in the first place. The foul mouthed former fattie was recently interviewed on UK show Daybreak and it just looked fucking weird. Kelly's hairdresser clearly hates her cause he sent her out sporting an ice cream cone like updo, which did absolutely no favors to flatter her already fuck off massive head. Granted she's looking the best she possibly can at the minute, but when we see her we feel like space is being wasted.

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EVEN MODELS HAVE THEIR OFF DAYS

Okay so we get that women ain't gonna look their best while they're on a run, but model Tyra Banks looked fucking awful when she was snapped jogging along the Hudson River recently. The rich bitch has made her fortune through modeling for the world's top designers and even created the now shitty show America's Next Top Model, but this just proves that having all the money in the world won't make you look any better. Is it just us or does she look like a goldfish waiting to be fed?

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KEEP YOUR BODY COVERED UP HONEY

 

Oh dear. Just when we thought Christina Aguilera was finally looking good, she goes and robs another make-up store. The talented singer (diva pig) was papped out to dinner with her boyfriend recently and her lovely skin tight leggings made an appearance once again. Now this isn't the worst we've seen from her, but we just wish she'd try and move away from this trashy dwarf look that she's got going on. It's such a shame cause it can belt like a cunt, but we don't wanna see this mess bouncing around in a music video that's for sure.

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WE WONDER IF DANIEL'S EMBARRASSED?

For a second we thought we'd never hear about Natasha Bedingfield ever again, but fear not if you're a fan cause it made a surprise appearance at fashion week recently. The singer certainly raised a few eyebrows but shall we say for all the wrong reasons. The dress made her legs look like dumpy sausages and her head just looked fuck off massive and weird. We know it sounds like we're insecure cunts hiding behind our keyboard, but we can't resist saying it like it is. Granted it ain't the worst tool in the box, but she looks like a fucking tranny here.

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SHE'LL ALWAYS BE A FAT ACTRESS

Can you all believe that this is in fact Kirstie Alley? We had to do a double take at first cause we didn't actually believe that she'd let herself go again, but hey pigs can fly right? Pun intended of course. The actress who may as well live at a drive-thru was seen driving around LA over the weekend in search of her next meal, but not only did it look like whale, it looked fucking scary to say the least. The good news is that she's not yet bed bound by her weight issues, but we hope Kirstie can get her shit together and be the hottie we know she is underneath all that fat.

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L'OREAL BETTER HOPE THERE'S A CLAUSE

Lea Michele from that SHITE show Glee has to be one of the most overrated gals in TV at the minute. We get that she sing like a bitch on heat, but we've just never seen what all the fuss is about. What's even more shocking is that it recently got signed by L'Oreal to be the new face of their shampoo (for pets), but judging by the above snap you'd think that the French beauty giants were visually impaired. It looked like any old ordinary Jewish gal strolling the streets of LA for a bargain and in case you didn't notice check out her nasty bunions.

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SERENA WOULD NEVER BEEN SEEN WITH THIS

The above snap of stunner Blake Lively and singer (sausage hider) Florence Welch is what we'd like to call a classic. The unlikely duo recently met at an awards bash in LA and let's just say that we bet Blake was thinking I'm gonna look fucking amazing next to this dog. Poor old Flo didn't even pose well and looked like a right munter in the headlights, but maybe Disney producers will see this and make a lesbo version of Beauty & The Beast?

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WHY WOULD ANYONE WAKE YOU UP?

You're all familiar with the fact that singer (wife beater) Chris Brown likes to teach his women a lesson when they don't have his dinner ready, but surely to God no woman on earth would want this to fuck them? The dick with a temper was snapped walking around NYC the other day and he looked worse for wear to say the least in comparison to his usual self, which let's face it ain't that much better. We've always thought he resembled a ghetto hamster and we'll always hate his shitty attitude. In fact the only reason we do like him is for hitting Rihanna and no we're not endorsing domestic violence, but that bitch just fucks us off plain and simple.

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WE DON'T WANT U BACK HONEY

Sometimes the young and fresh Cher Lloyd can look really cute, but lately she's been looking like a fucking ugly sister that thinks she's a punk. The trashy X Factor finalist who's currently working like a bitch to get her SHITE music heard was seen arriving for a morning show in NYC recently and it looked a total mess. The rank red hair matched her lips (not a good look), her complexion was riddled with pimples and for someone that's just 18 she's got a fair amount of wrinkles. Even if you're a fan (cause she pays you), you can't deny that she looks a state here.

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WE NEED THERAPY AFTER THIS SHIT

Fuck us hard and tell us this ain't the hilarious Kathy Griffin. Unfortunately for this poor bitch, she looks even worse minus the war paint and although we love her we just can't let this pic slide. Now this gal can just sit back and take it cause she's a cunt to everyone else, but not only is she fugly as hell but she looks dang scary in the above snap. The comedienne (insecure fag hag) was papped on a run around West Hollywood with her boyfriend (he's partially sighted) and it looked possessed to say the least. We swear to God we could actually eat our lunch off her forehead too.

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HAS IT BEEN EATING THE MEAT DRESS?

Lady GaGa has always been known for her slender frame, so the singer shocked fans in Amsterdam when she appeared on stage looking like a fucking pig in drag. We know it's Italian so she probably loves her food, but we're guessing she's gotten a lot bigger lately due to the fact that she can't resist a good old nosh on her outfits (the meat dress) in between numbers. The ass on it resembles a baby whale, the thighs have increased ten fold and that face just offends us if we're honest. It just looks a fucking mess and there ain't nothing else to it.

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WHAT'S AGE GOT TO DO WITH IT

We're not gonna lie but this STUNNING photo gave us fucking nightmares at first. In case you still can't tell it is in fact legendary icon (past-it dog) Tina Turner who was recently seen performing at a charity gala in Chicago. The singer looked somewhat stretched when she was on stage and it too looks like she's succumbed way too much to the surgeon's knife. It used to be smokin' hot and now all we see is a desperate old woman who probably plays pubs to make ends meet.

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MAYBE THE MUPPETS DO WITCHCRAFT?

What the fuck is happening to the once stunning Rose McGowan? The former Charmed hottie was papped shopping around LA recently and once again she looked like a puffy coke whore who had taken one too many trips to the local plastic surgeon. Why can't these LA bitches just get that growing old gracefully can work as long as you don't become dog rough or morbidly obese just cause the parts start drying up. We don't just mean the roles either.

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HUGH WON'T HAVE YA BACK NOW

It's been a while since we've seen Kendra Wilkinson out and about and we can kinda see why she's been staying indoors lately. Now it's not like she's done a Christina on us and eaten every kid in the world, but she looked rough as fuck when she was papped out shopping around LA the other day. Now we know there are worse looking things out there, but we're pretty sure that The Girls Next Door star won't be allowed back in the mansion looking like this.

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YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK...GOODBYE

She's known for her icy personality (being a cunt), but TV star Anne Robinson should be noted for her dog rough appearance of late also. The host of that boring show The Weakest Link was seen arriving at the airport in London the other day and the poor bitch looked like a fucking hamster. To add insult to injury, her neck looked like she could hide drugs in the creases and her haircut resembled the skill level of a Supercuts employee. It's one evil looking thing that's for sure.

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THERE'S NOTHING ELSE WE CAN SAY

Lady GaGa has always striked us as a try hard that clearly got bullied for being Italian in high school, so it's no surprise that as a grown ass woman she dresses like a dickhead to get attention. The weird ass singer was papped leaving her hotel in Germany recently and she looked like a fucking idiot if we're honest. Just cause she's draped in vile couture sure as hell don't make her fashionable or cool in our eyes, but her fans or "little monsters" aka fags who like beaty music seem to eat this shit up like brownies. We're just waiting for her 15 minutes of fame to run out so she can go work in a deli in the East Village and spare the world of her fakeness.

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HOW WAS THIS THE FIRST SUPERMODEL?

Oh dear, it looks like Mr. Gravity ain't been so kind to Janice Dickinson lately cause bitch looked rough as fuck when she stepped out in LA recently. The world's first ever supermodel (supposedly) was seen visiting her local Starbucks for a caffeine hit and it looked full on emmaciated to say the least. Her mouth resembled a gaping anus and those arms are just making us hurl to be honest. Someone needs to tell grandma that anorexia just doesn't work when you're like 85 years old.

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THE QUEEN OF SOUL HAS SOME BAGGAGE

Holy fuck balls! Aretha Franklin has got some TITS on her and we bet her back fucking hates her. The queen of soul was snapped at a recent charity event for Hurricane Isaac and bitch was packing some serious puppies that's for sure. We can't believe she wore this dress either cause the miniscule straps barely contain her ample bosom (fuck off mammary glands), and if she sneezed we're pretty sure they'd go flying and knock a couple people out. It's a shame that a talented icon like herself resembles such a cheap whore with a ghetto edge, but let's face it how can you educate pork?

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YOU'RE LUCKY YOU MAKE US LAUGH HONEY

Now we gotta say we LOVE us some Melissa McCarthy cause bitch can make us laugh so hard that sometimes a little pee comes out, but what the fuck did the fitch (fat bitch) wear the other day whilst walking (shocker) around LA? The actress was seen stopping off for gas and a few snacks at her local Shell and her get-up was a fucking car crash. The combination of three tops, zebra print pants, sneakers and a lovely shoulder sandwich bag just ain't working and you'd think girlfriend would use some of her Bridesmaids paycheck to dress a little fancier. Like we said we love her but she could do with losing a bit and hiring a stylist.

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HER MOM MUST BE SO PROUD

Katie Price aka Jordan has once again reminded the public as to why she's such a classy gal. The glamor model (at a push) was seen at Selfridges earlier this week to promote her 400th book of the year and let's just say that she let something out of the bag. The cheap slapper obviously loves to pose but she stretched a little too far when one of her tits popped out of her top to say hello. We must say the sun spots all over her chest and nip are just lovely, but someone needs hanging for doing that make-up. Do drag queens actually aspire to look like a clown with syphilis?

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90210 MUST BE ASHAMED OF THIS

Poor old Tori Spelling never stood a chance in life with that face and even hailing from

Beverly Hills hasn't helped the bitch. The actress (really) was snapped driving around LA on a granny car with a bag of popcorn next to her, so we feel that this picture does all the talking for once. We didn't realize she'd become so obese as to immobilize herself, but hey if a girl likes her food then she shouldn't deny herself...anything. Not that Tori ever got us hard but she's full on let herself get even worse recently and that back fat just ain't attractive honey.

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EVEN MEG LOOKS BETTER SANS SLAP

We bet you never thought you'd see actress Mila Kunis on The Sizzling Mess huh? Well let it be a reminder that even hot Jewish girls who appear in Dior commercials are not off limits. The voice of hottie Meg Griffin was papped leaving the gym in LA after a work out that probably involved tea bagging Ashton Kutcher while Demi Moore watched. Ouch, did we say that out loud? Anyway it just goes to show that even magazine cover girls have their off (dog) days.

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NOT HOLDING BACK THE YEARS SO WELL

Simply Red aka Mick Hucknall seems to have set a new standard, as it appears he's got even fuglier than he was in his younger years. The ginga singer was papped playing golf with some of his buddies and he was definitely looking worse for wear. What's confusing us the most is the bizarre and disproportionate upper body that he's got, and the visible tattoo is proof that they look even more trashy when you get older. He just looks like a kiddy porn pervert and his face makes us feel sick to be honest.

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ALL WE WANNA DO IS FUCK YOUR BODY!

Talk about coming back with a bang huh? Christina Aguilera has finally ditched the donuts and was seen in LA over the weekend shooting the music video for her new single Your Body and lady looked shit hot. The singer wrapped her bootylicious bod up in a skin tight LBD with hot pink heels and appeared to be carrying a baseball bat. No word on what she'll be doing with it, but we wouldn't put it past her if she fucked herself with it in the new video. All we can say is keep doing whatever is your doing (not eating) cause you look good Xtina.

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MAYBE SHE'S GOT A NORWEGIAN TWIN?

Oh dear honey. Miley Cyrus was recently papped walking the streets of NYC and the poor thing looked so try hard it was almost laughable. The singer (if miming counts) seems to be favoring the grunge style of late, although bitch clearly didn't get the memo that if you're from Tennessee, it doesn't really work. The country bumpkin (hick that fucks her cousin) looked more like a trashy dyke from Norway than a teen pop sensation. To top it off, her boots just made her look like Coco The Clown on LSD. All we're thinking is what a dickhead.

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DID YOU FART HONEY?

You gotta love Nicki Minaj cause the bitch has made a good career out of looking a total mess and rapping shit no one can understand. The erm singer made an appearance on Good Morning America recently to promote her new record and it looked as though the poor bitch had done a nasty fart mid song. The piss colored hair and hooker outfit did her no favors either, but at least it's another star who ain't promoting anorexia. Listen up Alexa (dickhead) Chung.

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STACEY SLATER HAS GOTTEN ROUGHER

Lacey Turner who used to play common as muck Stacey Slater was recently snapped mucking out her driveway and looking rough as hell. The actress (holding laughter) is more likely to be found working a shift at New Look these days, as all the acting work appears to have dried up. Bad times for Lacey but you think she'd step out looking a little more camera ready no?

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WE BET EVEN THE DOG IS GAGGING

We knew that Sarah Jessica Parker was fugly but it's pretty embarrassing when even a dog upstages you in the looks department. The dog rough SATC actress is seen in the above pic as a child when she played the role of Annie in Annie The Musical. The poor bitch looked like a horse with a ginger wig on and we really do feel for that dog cause we're guessing it was barfing inside. If kids wouldn't play with her then what choice did she have but to turn to animals for company?

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SINCE WHEN DID BRITNEY DRESS LIKE A MOM?

Britney Spears is still managing to judge talent on The X Factor USA without getting out an umbrella and stabbing a contestant, but her fashion choices appear to going a little downhill. The singer (we're being polite) was snapped arriving at auditions in Chicago recently and it looked like she'd become a mumsy 45 year old overnight. What's going on with the BAD hair and make-up lady? Even the dress and shoes ain't saving this mess of a look but at least she don't look nuts.

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LILO WAS LOOKING SO GOOD TOO...

It looks like Lindsay Lohan is back to her old ways of looking like a big old mess, as the actress (pushing it) was snapped having a sneaky fag whilst chilling with friends in LA recently. What we can commend here is the hair cause it looks a hell of a lot better than that blonde mess it was sporting for way too long, but how can we excuse the double chin and droopy tits? Oh and is that a classy back tattoo we can see? The poor thing's just a state and for 25 years old she looks fucking horrendous. We want Cady Heron back!

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THE POOR MAN'S ANNA WINTOUR

We've always believed that Carine Roitfield is to fashion what Britney Spears is to music...completely pointless. The former editor-in-chief of French Vogue was papped at a recent charity event in NYC and looked like an extra from Planet Of The Apes to say the least. Next month is a biggie for the dirty Parisian import because she's set to release the very first issue of her new magazine simply called CR Fashion Book. Wow, we simply can't get over how inspirational the name sounds. Even though it's biannual we'll give it 5 issues tops, cause let's face it Anna Wintour will squash this shit like a fly.

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THIS THING IS FAR FROM LADYLIKE

Poor old Tara Palmer-Tomkinson just NEVER looks camera ready and continually shows herself up whenever she leaves her gaff. The royal mess was papped bending over in London after dropping her coke on the floor and we almost got a glimpse of what the bitch ate (yeah right) for breakfast. It really is a pure breed DOG and that nose has just fucked her over for good. What has she done with her life besides try every drug known to man?

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IS THE DEATH BECOMES HER POTION REAL?

Okay so we get that Jackie Stallone looks absolutely fucking horrendous, but for 90 shitting years old the bitch looks DAMN good. Well minus the FUCK OFF trout pout. The erm lazy bitch who rides on the fame of her son Sylvester was snapped walking the red carpet (without any help) at his latest movie premiere and there wasn't a liver spot in sight. We're still in shock that this bitch is 90 and not suffering from alzheimer's though to be honest. The whale lips, clown eyebrows and drag make-up ain't a good look, but it don't even look close to 90 that's for sure.

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ISN'T LAVENDAR POISONOUS TO DOGS?

Kelly Osbourne is well known for switching up her hair on a regular basis but the latest color the fatty boom boom reality star has opted for doesn't really do her any favors. The fitch (fat bitch for those who aren't up to date with our lingo) was papped arriving at Chicago airport, cause she apparently got forced out of LA for being too talentless. No, we're jesting but that would be kinda funny wouldn't it? Apparently it's working on releasing a new book entitled Riding On The Coat Tails Of My Common Parents, but we're told that it's just a working title so things could always change. What are your thoughts?

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WHEN SHE USED TO BE RELEVANT

When we found this pic of Lil' Kim aka the original Nicki Minaj we just couldn't resist sharing it with you all. It seems that the now bitter rap star used to be fond of $5 hooker wigs and over sized accessories, but at least it looked better then than it does these days. It's a shame that she feels so threatened by Nicki too and it's just embarrassing when you don't get the memo that you're past it. We know the truth hurts honey but it's about time you started embracing it.

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NOT SO ENCHANTED NOW HUH?

Amy Adams will be forgiven on this occasion as the above pic of the actress is thankfully just from her new Broadway play. It's amazing how she can go from looking like a million bucks (well kinda) to an inbred looking dog with birds nest hair. We're not sure what the play is about but it's evident that her character is supposed to be a munter. Wonder if all the animals in the world would listen to her singing now?

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WHY DOESN'T THIS THING HAVE A LEASH?

For our US readers (we know there's like 3 of you) Stacey Solomon really isn't that relevant, but when we came across this vintage pic of the singer (dog) we just had to make it a post. The bimbo from Dagenham who looks as though she's always eating her own head gave a STUNNING pose when she was on I'm A Celebrity...Get Me Out Of Here last year. Did we mention that it was on The X Factor too? Fucking hell though...the mouth on it's scary.

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OUR CRYSTAL BALL PREDICTED THIS SHIT

If we're honest we feel a lot of embarrassment for not only Madonna, but her 50 adopted kids too. The singer (OAP) is currently touring around the world to support her latest record and she's already got her baps out here and there. What we wanna know is when will she get that's not a good look when you're mid-song and your hip breaks? Whatever goes through this bitch's head is beyond us, but we wouldn't be at all surprised if the above pic soon become a reality. Can't you just see her performing Hung Up in 20 years climbing the walls with a walker in tow?

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PRETTY WOMEN DON'T WANT IT ANYMORE

We wonder what Vivian would think to Richard Gere if she saw him now huh? The once hot actor wasn't looking so camera ready when he was snapped leaving a grocery store in LA over the weekend, as the wind appeared to be raping his hair. While he's a far cry from ugly he's definitely aged a fuck load since his days as Edward Lewis, so once again time and aging will fuck everyone over in the end.

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WHO IS THIS BITCH TRYING TO KID?

Oh ain't Alexa Chung just the picture of health! Now the only thing that pisses us off more than a wannabe fashion icon, is one who actually believes they're relevant. The triple size zero "model" (dickhead) was papped walking the streets of NYC recently with what appeared to be a packet of Cheetos and a can of Coke in her hand. Erm sorry but is this bitch having a laugh? If it's weight is anything to go by then the only coke this thing has seen is the type that you keep on a CD case. Oh and holding a packet of chips is like calling us all fucking idiots. Did we mention that we're not really a fan?

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IF YOU READ THIS, PLEASE DON'T HIT US!

You can relax cause the above photo isn't of your maid on vacay who called in sick, it's just "supermodel" Naomi Campbell. The ghetto fabulous bitch who likes to hit people was papped aboard a yacht in France with her billionaire Russian fuck buddy and her hairline appeared to be vacationing elsewhere. Perhaps in the North Pole? Anyway the "kind hearted" model's hair looked fucked to say the least and she looked more like an extra from Alien Vs. Predator. She's not known for having a huge set of baps either, but it looks like she can't buy bikinis in the right size. Just sayin'.

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