THE POOR KID DOESN'T STAND A CHANCE

No we don't mean that cause Cynthia Nixon likes to munch on carpet, but because of the way the bitch looks. Don't get it twisted cause we love us some Miranda but lately the actress has totally let herself go and is often seen wandering the streets of NYC looking a total dyke mess. On this occasion however she left her Home Depot overalls in the closet and threw on a dress and some wedges (the horror) and she didn't look all that bad. The poor bitch did look dog rough though as she pushed her carrot top kid around in a stroller whilst shopping for a new drill. We miss the androgynous wardrobe Miranda used to sport!

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WE BET EVEN THE DOG IS GAGGING

We knew that Sarah Jessica Parker was fugly but it's pretty embarrassing when even a dog upstages you in the looks department. The dog rough SATC actress is seen in the above pic as a child when she played the role of Annie in Annie The Musical. The poor bitch looked like a horse with a ginger wig on and we really do feel for that dog cause we're guessing it was barfing inside. If kids wouldn't play with her then what choice did she have but to turn to animals for company?

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AT LEAST IT DOESN'T WEAR A TOOL BELT

Ah the wonders of a stylist in Hollywood! Cynthia Nixon aka the dirty dyke who played Miranda in Sex And The City was once again papped walking the streets of NYC looking like a total lesbo mess. The actress shaved her head earlier this year and thankfully it's grown back rather quickly, but that doesn't really excuse this total fail of an outfit. How can someone look so good and then just turn into something so fucking rank?

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WONDER WHO WEARS THE STRAP-ON?

What in God's name has Cynthia Nixon done to herself? Now don't get us wrong we're not anti-gay or anything but she just looks a total mess. The former star of hit show Sex And The City was seen walking through Soho with her STUNNING wife/husband and they both kinda looked like walking car crashes. The only hint that Cynthia may be the wife in the bedroom is the fact that she wore a delicate necklace and pinkish top. If that's the case then we don't get why the other thing isn't wearing a tool belt?

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EVEN MIRANDA MAKES THIS LOOK BAD

First off, we gotta hand it to Cynthia Nixon for actually shaving all her hair off to play a cancer victim in a broadway play. However, the poor bitch is looking pretty rough lately and we don't get why she looks so much older than the rest of the Sex & The City cast? Maybe it has something to do with the shaved head, but the poor thing looked rank when she showed up to a charity event in NYC recently. There's nothing in particular that sticks out in a bad way, but she just looks like a sewer rat.

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MIRANDA WOULD GOB ON THIS

Urgh fuckin' hell, it's hard to believe that this is Miranda Hobbs minus 3 days of hair and make up, but the camera don't lie people. Type cast actress Cynthia Nixon was pictured doing some errands around NYC and it looked a right lezza mess. The greasy hair, cheap clothes and cowboy boots were a world away from Miranda's classy lawyer outfits. She needs to use some of her hard earned (yeah right) millions to buy some decent looking gear, cause she looks like a drowned sewer rat covered in olive oil. Yuck.

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