WHEN CHANDLER BUMPED INTO CHRIS BROWN

It's definitely a random cross of paths but according to our eyes Matthew Perry bumped into Chris Brown the other day when leaving LAX airport and it looks like the wife beater is finally doing a job more suitable. Now we're not being racist and this has nothing to do with the fact that he's black (for the rude bunch), but simply because every woman he's dated has a tendency to "walk into doors" ahem. Anyway the real news value in this story is that Matt is now fat and old, Chris is a cunt and Jennifer Aniston will always be the hottest FRIENDS cast member.

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WHY WOULD ANYONE WAKE YOU UP?

You're all familiar with the fact that singer (wife beater) Chris Brown likes to teach his women a lesson when they don't have his dinner ready, but surely to God no woman on earth would want this to fuck them? The dick with a temper was snapped walking around NYC the other day and he looked worse for wear to say the least in comparison to his usual self, which let's face it ain't that much better. We've always thought he resembled a ghetto hamster and we'll always hate his shitty attitude. In fact the only reason we do like him is for hitting Rihanna and no we're not endorsing domestic violence, but that bitch just fucks us off plain and simple.

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SOS PLEASE SOMEONE GET THE SLAP

Surely to God the world has gotta tire of this bitch eventually? Rihanna recently posted a video on YouTube of dance rehearsals for her new (235th) single to be released this summer and it looked like she'd been beaten by Chris Brown and spat on. Let's not forget the great looking hooker wig and retard expression either. Wonder what she'll be calling the new single. How about Catchy Fluff or Lucky Plain Jane? We could play the guessing game all day but all in seriousness the "singer" will be releasing her much awaited 73rd album in the coming weeks and according to sources it's called He Didn't Mean To Do It. We've vowed to only go and see her live when she can learn to speak English properly.

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