ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER RANK PIC OF NAT

Poor old Natalie Cassidy can't catch a break and we're guessing she's our most featured celeb (pushing it), but let's face it there's good reason here. The former Eastenders actress was seen leaving a gym in London the other day and while her body was looking better, we just can't say the same for that horrific face. Yeah we get we're evil and we're insecure but they're anyway to package this thing up as pretty and cute. If we're honest we think mannish would be the most complimentary term we'd ever use to describe it on here. Still though the bitch is driving a Land Rover so we respect her a little more.

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WHY DOESN'T THIS THING HAVE A LEASH?

For our US readers (we know there's like 3 of you) Stacey Solomon really isn't that relevant, but when we came across this vintage pic of the singer (dog) we just had to make it a post. The bimbo from Dagenham who looks as though she's always eating her own head gave a STUNNING pose when she was on I'm A Celebrity...Get Me Out Of Here last year. Did we mention that it was on The X Factor too? Fucking hell though...the mouth on it's scary.

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GET THIS THING A BALE OF HAY

Holy moly! Jennifer Hudson has got one fuck off pair of teeth on her ain't she? We wonder if it neigh's like a horse in the morning? Anyway the human version of Black Beauty (she wishes) was papped arriving at the airport and by the looks of the photo she almost swallowed the photographer. Also, we're not really getting why she still hasn't ditched that $2 hooker weave yet? Granted it's got a good voice, but she's not a looker the poor thing.

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