DID YOU DREAM A DREAM OF BAD TASTE?

Oh we love when horrendous outfits happen to cute and kinda crazy people. Scottish nutter Susan Boyle was papped leaving a TV studio in London the other day and it looked like she'd raided the wardrobe of Dame Edna. The singer also looked rather glum and it was no doubt down to seeing her reflection and realizing what a horrendous ensemble she'd decided to throw on. Still hey ho that's life and at least she's not poor anymore.

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DOES THE CORPSE BRIDE ACTUALLY EXIST?

Now we're not gonna be too mean here cause we do have a conscious (yeah right), but Giuliana Rancic is not looking good lately bless her. Thankfully she recovered from breast cancer and has been given the all clear, but she was snapped looking dangerously thin (as in 2007 Nicole Richie weight) and it ain't a good look. The creepy looking Fashion Police host looks very similar to Tim Burton's animated creation (minus the anorexia) and we definitely think she needs some more meat on her bones. Go wolf down a couple cheeseburgers and you'll look so much better.

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WHO IS THIS BITCH TRYING TO KID?

Oh ain't Alexa Chung just the picture of health! Now the only thing that pisses us off more than a wannabe fashion icon, is one who actually believes they're relevant. The triple size zero "model" (dickhead) was papped walking the streets of NYC recently with what appeared to be a packet of Cheetos and a can of Coke in her hand. Erm sorry but is this bitch having a laugh? If it's weight is anything to go by then the only coke this thing has seen is the type that you keep on a CD case. Oh and holding a packet of chips is like calling us all fucking idiots. Did we mention that we're not really a fan?

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