UGLY CHICKS LIVE ON STARSHIPS

Nicki Minaj probably uploaded the above snap to her Twitter thinking she looked like hot shit, but in reality it just further highlighted how much of an ugly chick she is. The ghetto skank rapper appeared to be trying on wedding dresses a' la cheap style, but who the hell would put a ring on this shit? We don't mind a few of her tunes and these fake ass titties, but she looks more like a malnourished Malaysian boy playing dress up than a superstar. Wonder if she's packin' under that fuck off wig too?

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DID YOU FART HONEY?

You gotta love Nicki Minaj cause the bitch has made a good career out of looking a total mess and rapping shit no one can understand. The erm singer made an appearance on Good Morning America recently to promote her new record and it looked as though the poor bitch had done a nasty fart mid song. The piss colored hair and hooker outfit did her no favors either, but at least it's another star who ain't promoting anorexia. Listen up Alexa (dickhead) Chung.

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CATWOMAN TO DOGWOMAN

If we were Halle Berry and reading this we'd be screaming FUCK MY LIFE cause we cannot believe it's become this rough lately. Anyway the STUNNING actress was snapped driving around LA and it looked unrecognizable to say the least. Her mouth is kinda grossing us out too cause it looks like a giant gaping anus. At least she covered her Brillo pad hair with a hat, but fuckin' hell love next time reach for some Revlon before you leave ya gaff.

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