WTF IS GOING ON WITH MISS SPEARS Y'ALL?

Before we start the hate we wanna say that we do genuinely like Britney Spears cause even though the bitch ain't talented, she's always been a grafter and had that likable appeal. The pop star was papped grabbing lunch in Las Vegas recently during rehearsals for her new show and as always something just looked off about her. Britters looks so much older than her 32 years and lately looks like a barmaid in her 40s who's had too much cock. Furthermore the accelerated aging process that she seems to be enduring won't do her career any favors, but let's face it that's headed for the toilet anyway. On a more positive note at least she's having salad and juice for lunch and not a fucking Frappuccino.

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THIS SHIT TOTES MAKES US WANNA ROAR!

Another day another flattering pic of Katy Perry without make-up for us all. The singer (if you can even call it that) was papped getting her nails did in LA this week and boy did she look rough (and slightly special needs) sans slap. When this bird is made up don't get us wrong she looks nice, but she couldn't get anymore average when she puts the make-up brush down cause this is one Plain Jane right here. On top of that everyone knows her career is fluff and let's face it she ain't ever gonna win a Grammy cause the academy ain't deaf. Anyway rant over...happy weekend!

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THAT'S NOT WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL...

Now don't get us wrong cause Harry Styles is a good looking guy with great eyes, lips and bone structure, but man does he need to revaluate his skin routine cause the boy looked like a pizza face when he stepped out recently. The lead singer of band One Direction was seen out with friends and we're not sure if we should look away or try and play Dot To Dot with his acne? Anyhow we're sure that with some Proactiv his skin would clear right up so get on it quick boy.

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BRITNEY IS BECOMING A REAL HOUSEWIFE

Holy shit balls! What the fuck has happened to Britney Spears lately people? The pop star was snapped attending the People's Choice Awards the other night and the woman looked truly horrific. We're obviously being a tad dramatic but her piss colored hair, spotty complexion, drag make-up and botoxed appearance made her look like a total freak show. Someone needs to introduce this woman to purple shampoo cause she's in desperate need! Britney literally looked like an extra from the Real Housewives and that's being nice.

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GIVE YOUR MAKE-UP ARTIST A RAISE!

Katherine Heigl always looks DOG rough without the slap and this has been proven with multiple blog posts on the munter. While we have no real problem with her we just can't believe how fucking awful it looks au naturel. The actress was recently seen leaving her local gym and boy was it a scary sight...unrecognizable would be a fucking understatement. The poor thing looked like a malnourished coke whore with acne and not in the good Kate Moss way. Bad times for Kath ennit.

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BABY YOU AIN'T NO FIREWORK IN THIS

For some reason Katy Perry can either look shit hot or truly butters and unfortunately she's hit the latter with this look. The singer (if lip syncing counts) was seen at an art exhibition in NYC recently and it looked more like a tranny gypsy than international pop star. The heinous dress, shoes and hair contribute to the overall nasty Romany look and it ain't a winner.

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AGE JUST AIN'T BEEN KIND TO PRINCESS FIONA

Oh dear sweetie this one was taken from a "bad angle" for sure right. Cameron Diaz was seen out to dinner in LA over the weekend and we literally can't believe this is the same girl who gave every guy boners in The Mask cause bitch is looking seriously haggard these days. The actress has got some serious jowls going on and we never realized how plain it was minus all the slap, but hopefully she'll be good for a few movies before she throws in the towel.

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CALIFORNIA GURLS SHOULD BE OFFENDED

What makes us laugh about Katy Perry is that her image is all about fun and being glamorous, but in reality she's a plain dog with thunder thighs and rank skin. The tone deaf "singer" was snapped on vacay in Hawaii with her latest and 6th boyfriend John Mayer since her infamous divorce from twat Russell Brand. Anyway we just wanted y'all to see what a fucking mess it is minus the old warpaint.

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WE DON'T WANT U BACK HONEY

Sometimes the young and fresh Cher Lloyd can look really cute, but lately she's been looking like a fucking ugly sister that thinks she's a punk. The trashy X Factor finalist who's currently working like a bitch to get her SHITE music heard was seen arriving for a morning show in NYC recently and it looked a total mess. The rank red hair matched her lips (not a good look), her complexion was riddled with pimples and for someone that's just 18 she's got a fair amount of wrinkles. Even if you're a fan (cause she pays you), you can't deny that she looks a state here.

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GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER MOSSY

Now we know this was taken in the moment of a terrible facial expression, but there ain't no denying that Kate Moss is a fucking dog. The supermodel (past-it slapper) once again ditched her kid and did an "all-nighter" with the girls (fellow slappers) around London and looked like she'd been gobbed on at the end of the night. We are very miffed as to why all these companies want such overrated trash to be their muse, but maybe a coke head skank helps with sales these days? We'll admit we're pretty bitter she earns a fortune looking a mess posing in front of a camera, but if she's so hot why does everyone airbrush it huh?

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WHO KNEW WITCHES WORE ADIDAS?

Hilary Swank has never really been considered a looker, but we never realized how fucking DOG ROUGH it looked minus slap. The actress was snapped shopping in NYC for what we're guessing was a new cauldron and she looked like an ugly sister en route to the gym. We've always thought she had that "I was born with a dick" look about her, so this does nothing to squash the post-op rumors. What's with the rank skin too love? Urgh these pics brought up our lunch that's for sure.

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PRINCESS FIONA IS LOOKIN' ROUGH

Okay, so we know she was probably making a bad facial expression and the camera flash didn't help, but FUCK Cameron Diaz is a right MUNTER minus the slap. The A-List (you wouldn't think the dog) movie star was photographed leaving her hotel whilst on the phone (hence the flattering facial folds) and let's just say that we don't think even Shrek would pork this. She's usually looking fine as hell on the red carpet, but this was a fuckin' FUGLY ASS off day. We'll let you off this once Cameron, but next time don't forget the paper bag.

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