WE'D WALK STRAIGHT PAST THIS THING TOO...

We just wanna be clear that we know we're total cunts, have no morals and are deeply insecure. People this blog is driven by insecurity and we wouldn't have it any other way. Anyhow the classy Rihanna was snapped leaving her NYC hotel the other night and THE most unfortunate looking fan was papped standing behind her. Not a good comparison when your legs resemble something that would look more at home in a kebab shop. You know that the sidewalk is crying too.

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WHO KNEW ANNIE WAS A BLACK TRANNY?

Oh dear Rihanna we sure ain't feeling this look! The singer who shits out singles like hotcakes decided to ditch her trusted weave and show off her natural locks and to be honest we get why she hides her real hair now. The poor bitch looked like a cross between between a tranny version of Annie and a ghetto rag doll. What the hell with it debut next huh?

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WHY WOULD ANYONE WAKE YOU UP?

You're all familiar with the fact that singer (wife beater) Chris Brown likes to teach his women a lesson when they don't have his dinner ready, but surely to God no woman on earth would want this to fuck them? The dick with a temper was snapped walking around NYC the other day and he looked worse for wear to say the least in comparison to his usual self, which let's face it ain't that much better. We've always thought he resembled a ghetto hamster and we'll always hate his shitty attitude. In fact the only reason we do like him is for hitting Rihanna and no we're not endorsing domestic violence, but that bitch just fucks us off plain and simple.

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SOS PLEASE SOMEONE GET THE SLAP

Surely to God the world has gotta tire of this bitch eventually? Rihanna recently posted a video on YouTube of dance rehearsals for her new (235th) single to be released this summer and it looked like she'd been beaten by Chris Brown and spat on. Let's not forget the great looking hooker wig and retard expression either. Wonder what she'll be calling the new single. How about Catchy Fluff or Lucky Plain Jane? We could play the guessing game all day but all in seriousness the "singer" will be releasing her much awaited 73rd album in the coming weeks and according to sources it's called He Didn't Mean To Do It. We've vowed to only go and see her live when she can learn to speak English properly.

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