SKINNY GIRLS DON'T ALWAYS HAVE IT ALL

Yeah we get that this is like the mother of all photos but Bethenny Frankel ain't never been a looker and y'all know it. The former star of NYC Housewives was seen walking the streets of Brooklyn the other day and we think even the wind dodged this shit. It's always looked like a tranny with a Lurch esque jawline if you ask us, and even though it's rich now this just proves that money can't make you look like a woman. Good luck with your divorce though girl!

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DID JILL ZARIN PUT A SPELL ON HER?

Poor old Bethenny Frankel who used to be on the now boring as hell Real Housewives of New York City was seen getting her hair did in NYC recently and boy did she look different. The rich bitch founder of Skinny Girl Drinks appeared to have morphed into an alien-like species right before our very eyes, cause the above thing was definitely not present on the hit Bravo show. For some reason she reminds us of Lurch from The Addams Family and those lips look like they got stuck in a pool drain. Sort yourself out honey and quick.

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THIS BITCH WOULD EAT MONEY IF SHE COULD

Bethenny Frankel is known for her love of money, fame and erm more money. The materialistic former star of Real Housewives was snapped walking around NYC over the weekend and we're guessing she looked so shocked because she remembered how much money she has. If anyone is motivated by the big bucks then it's Bethenny cause this bitch is always seen sporting the latest designer shit. On the other hand, she could be having a fit in the above pic cause she does look slightly retarded. She gets an A+ for her body and outfit, but her eyes are freaking us out cause they're different sizes and that thinning hairline kinda ruins the look.

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IT'S GREAT THAT YOU'RE SKINNY BUT...

For our UK readers (we know there's like 12), Bethenny Frankel is the former cast member of Real Housewives Of New York. She decided to quit the show back in 2010 cause she wanted a real life. Oh and she sold some crappy margarita drink she owned the license to and made a fuck load of money, which she's clearly not been spending on making herself look hotter. The businesswoman was snapped out to lunch and judging by her facial expression, the thought of how much money she has tucked away in her savings account even makes her feel sick. Such a hard life ennit.

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