SHE'LL ALWAYS BE A FAT ACTRESS

Can you all believe that this is in fact Kirstie Alley? We had to do a double take at first cause we didn't actually believe that she'd let herself go again, but hey pigs can fly right? Pun intended of course. The actress who may as well live at a drive-thru was seen driving around LA over the weekend in search of her next meal, but not only did it look like whale, it looked fucking scary to say the least. The good news is that she's not yet bed bound by her weight issues, but we hope Kirstie can get her shit together and be the hottie we know she is underneath all that fat.

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DOES JAMIE STILL PORK THIS?

Once upon a time Jools Oliver was the cute, sexy, girl next door wife of famous chef (binge eater) Jamie Oliver. Fast forward about 30 years and the picture isn't so pretty. The housewife (ouch) was snapped on a morning run around London the other day and let's just say it shows that she runs around after 5 kids. Her face looks kinda fucked in the above pic and the poor bitch looks worn out. Maybe her doting husband should bring her breakfast in bed and try not to polish it off whilst he walks it up the stairs.

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