LOOKING THIS CHEAP SURE DOES COST

Doesn't the humble Tamara Ecclestone just look the picture of class here? The billion dollar heiress was papped walking around a casino in Las Vegas over the weekend and she was dressed to the nines (as a hooker) for her evening out. The cheap looking frock, orange tan, suffocated tits and clown make-up resembled a Monet painting aka a fucking mess. That lovely foot tattoo is just the perfect finishing touch too.

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BILLION DOLLAR TRASH

If you're not familiar with Tamara Ecclestone then don't worry cause she's pretty irrelevant in the world of heiresses. Now we ain't gonna lie cause this gal clearly isn't short of a buck or two, but why does every rich bitch in the world have an Hermes bag, Rolex watch and fur coat. It's like saying every gay guy should walk around with a dick in their mouth. Anyway if you want our opinion, on this occasion her outfit screamed too much money and too little taste. We tried to ignore the jeans and shoes, but they're so fucking ugly they're giving us a headache. Honey, if you wanna look like an Arab woman gone wrong then keep dressing the way you do. Is it just us or is her forehead fucking huge too?

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