WHO KNEW BLACK BEAUTY LIVED IN HARLOW

Joey Essex is the definition of a waste of space and for any of you who have bothered to even watch that Emmy worthy show The Only Way Is Essex you'll see that he's a closet fag who thinks he's hot. The reality TV "star" was seen running errands around the shit hole that is Essex and it looked liked he'd broken out of his stable cause his nashers looked evil as fuck. As we all know he's definitely "straight" so we're assuming he just keeps hay to nibble on in that "man bag" of his. Oh and does anyone else think he's got birds living in that nest he calls hair?

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TRUE COLORS CAN'T SHINE THROUGH THIS

Good old Cyndi Lauper is obviously a lotta fun, but bitch looked like an extra from the Addams family the other day when it stepped out for a charity event. The fag icon was papped rocking some fugly ass clown slap and can you all notice those lovely jowls that come with age? She's had a good run bless her but now it just looks scary.

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THEODORA LOOKS BETTER WITHOUT SLAP

Holy shit balls Mila Kunis really does look rough as arse holes minus the warpaint! The voice of Meg was seen leaving her hotel in London during her Oz promo trip and it looked fucking horrific in comparison to the previous night when she walked the red carpet. To be honest we can't actually believe this is the same frickin' person cause it's like she's got a hotter twin, but no this is in fact the same bitch minus about 4 hours in the hair and make-up chair. Life is a bitch but if you steal people's husbands then God will make you pay.

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FOR ONCE VICKY B GETS IT SO WRONG

It may happen once in a blue moon but Victoria Beckham stepped out looking not so great recently. The fashion "designer" was seen strolling around London in a jacket made of hot air balloons and a pair of jeans that did her match stick pins NO favors whatsoever. To finish off this fashion fail look her feet looked like they belonged to Coco The Clown rather than an international fashion icon. Better luck next time hey Vicky!

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LISA WILL ALWAYS JUST BE A TV ACTRESS

Lisa Rinna is one of those actresses who will never migrate from TV and if she did it'd just be for a TV movie. The erm actress was papped leaving a gym in LA over the weekend and it looked like her lips had been stuck in a pool drain. On top of the trout pout her nips came out to play and were practically winking at the camera. Desperation has always been associated with this thing and we hope for her sake Days Of Our Lives doesn't get cancelled anytime soon.

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MAYBE JOLENE WAS MORE NATURAL?

We get that the pic on the right isn't one of Dolly Parton's best angles, but you can't deny that bitch is looking fucking scary as shit these days. The country (fag) icon was snapped at an event in Dallas recently and in comparison to her younger days it looked like a walking science project. Gone are the plump cheeks and youthful glow and in their place is a nasty stretched thing with clown make-up. Don't get this shit twisted cause we LOVE us some Dolly but lady has taken it way too far.

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GERI SO HIRED THIS TO WALK PAST HER

You know you're a desperate nobody when you hire regular fatties to walk past you in the street thus making you look hotter, but we're onto you Geri Halliwell and those kinda cheap tricks just won't fly with us. The former Spice Girl was papped on the school run with her many sprogs and we gotta say it did look good seeing as it's like 50, but it reminds us that every woman could look this good if she chucked up after every meal so it's kind of a downer too. Did y'all notice that the pissed looking stranger in the great outfit is like 3 times the size of Geri?

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HOW IS THIS BITCH NOT SKINNY ALREADY?

Okay we really don't get how there are always pictures of Gemms Collins "working out", yet the bitch still seems to resemble a walking whale from Essex. The reality TV porker was once again papped fake running through her local park in skin tight black lycra and although it wasn't white it didn't make her look good in anyway. Just looking at those vomit worthy rolls of fat and a double chin we could hide in is enough to make us purge to be honest. Usually when you exercise you lose weight so erm yeah we don't know what the deal is here.

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FUCK NEXT TO, WE DON'T WANT THIS NEAR US...

Oh the lovely and talented and NOT annoying in anyway Emeli Sande is just the picture of perfection right here. We really don't know why this bitch fucks us off so badly, but her cocky attitude don't help for one and second of all that face (and cockatoo barnet) really makes us moody. The average singer was seen leaving LAX after performing at this years Oscars (AS IF it got invited) and it looked like a cockerel with special needs to say the least. Please just do us all a favor and go live inside a piano.

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HAPPY HOUR IS FROM FOUR TO SIX!

You all surely remember Mrs George aka Regina's drunk as fuck mom in Mean Girls? Well fast forward almost 10 years (yes you're getting fucking old) and this is what it's become. Amy Poehler was snapped shopping for food (not alcohol) and it looked like it'd gone up by at least 3 dress sizes which is such a shame cause being skinny really does equal happiness in life. The glasses look more like a comedy gab, but they are in fact worn for improving her vision. We say go back to being bulimic and wearing Juicy Couture velour tracksuits cause it's so LA chic a la 2004.

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AGE JUST AIN'T BEEN KIND TO PRINCESS FIONA

Oh dear sweetie this one was taken from a "bad angle" for sure right. Cameron Diaz was seen out to dinner in LA over the weekend and we literally can't believe this is the same girl who gave every guy boners in The Mask cause bitch is looking seriously haggard these days. The actress has got some serious jowls going on and we never realized how plain it was minus all the slap, but hopefully she'll be good for a few movies before she throws in the towel.

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BITCH LOOKS LIKE SHE'S FROM A STARSHIP

What the fuck does Nicki Minaj think she looks like is what we wanna know? The ghetto hit maker was papped doing an appearance at Macy's over the weekend and it looked like black deer caught in the headlights. We're not sure whether animals are living in her barnet, but her make-up is rivaling Katie Price and her nashers were looking fucking evil to say the least. In our dreams we're still waiting for the sing off between this bitch and Lil' Kim.

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THE BABY'S ALREADY ON ANTIDEPRESSANTS

We've not really got any words besides a majorly big fucking EW to be honest. Perez Hilton as you all know has recently bought a baby and in the above vomit inducing photo it looks as though he's trying to breast feed the poor kid. Talk about being confused about your sexuality huh? You just know that this kid is thinking "Fuck my life, why me?" and boy oh boy would we feel the same.

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THOSE BEAUTIFUL LYRICS ARE JUST LIES...

Christina Aguilera clearly doesn't own any mirrors cause bitch has full on PILED it on these past few years and nothing is changing for the better. The diva bitch singer was seen en route to lunch (shocker) in LA recently and even her dog was pictured gagging whilst watching the whale walk away. We really don't know what's going on in Xtina's head, but bitch really needs to get her jaw wired up pronto and hit the gym cause when you're not relevant and morbidly obese you've gotta work extra hard to make those sales. Just sayin'.

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HOW CAN THIS POSSIBLY SHIT OUT A KID?

We don't usually hate on people that ain't relevant but even Peaches Geldof deserves some blog inches every now and then. The "we don't know what it does D-lister" was seen attending some shitty fashion show during London fashion week and it looked full on REXIC and not in the good Nicole Richie way either. On top of looking like she's about to eat her own head, one of the bitch's tits is bigger than the other and those shoulders are sharper than a Leona Lewis note. Get a cheeseburger down ya neck love.

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RED CARPETS SHOULD HAVE WEIGHT LIMITS

Now while we just LOVE us some Melissa McCarthy, bitch just did not look good when it walked the red carpet at the Oscars on Sunday. The funny lady is either partially sighted or she seriously fucked off her stylist cause it looked like a pile of lard thrown into a trash bag that'd been competing in a car race. Regardless of whether they failed miserably and even though her dress was clearly crying at the seams, we do admire how they tried to conceal her pussy fat with that cleverly placed fabric gathering It's such a shame when bad outfits happen to good people but shit does happen people.

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THIS SHIT MAKES JUSTIN LOOKS STRAIGHT

If any of you used to watch that shit after the first season show Ugly Betty you'll remember the gay as hell character Justin Suarez who clearly took packages up the back passage all day and every day. Anyway fast forward a few years and the real life actor Mark Indelicato appears to have come out as straight if the above snap is anything to go by. We don't wanna spend long on this post as we're worried we'll catch HIV but doesn't the fag (his cigarette you homophobes) finish off this classy look?

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EVEN A GREMLIN WOULDN'T FUCK THIS

Oh dear honey, did you come straight from killing Bill or something? Uma Thurman who used to be semi attractive was papped walking the streets of NYC looking for more rich guys to get pregnant by and the bitch looked fucking butters. Since hitting a goldmine with her latest baby daddy the actress doesn't seem to wanna work much anymore, but then again if you were wiping your ass with $100 bills would you? On a more serious note, we would like to offer our condolences to anyone who was involved in a car wreck whilst driving past this mess.

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OOMPA LOOMPAS HAVE MONEY TROUBLES TOO

Oh honey just no, no, no. Lindsay Lohan and her train wreck of a "mother" were papped strolling through LAX airport looking like the ugly sisters the other day and boy were they a sight. We literally cannot believe that this bitch left her house wearing such a horrendous outfit and did we forget to mention that she's become an Oompa Loompa now? The only good thing about this look is the fact that she left her fucking hair natural, but besides that the bitch looks a fucking state and don't deserve any film roles.

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THIS THING AIN'T WORTHY OF OXYGEN

Perez Hilton really is the poster boy (fag) for his shitty blog cause it used to look foul and that's putting it politely. We sure as hell ain't homophobic...hello Liza is on our header cause she's an "icon", but this thing truly offends our faces. The out and proud celeb hater used to be full of acne, have rank rainbow colored hair and had a chin we could hide under. Granted he lost 50 stone so looks slightly better, but to us he'll always been an obese pizza face.

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HOW DOES THIS BITCH JUDGE TALENT?

How in God's name did Amanda Holden aka the slapper with a good business brain land the gig of a judge on TV show Britain's Got Talent? The cheap whore was papped arriving at auditions recently and it looked as though the poor bitch walked out of a bad 80s time machine. The bangs and hooker outfit just solidify our theory that she's a cheap tart with zero talent herself. Just sayin'.

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NICKI SHOULDN'T WORRY BOUT COMPETITION

Just what is going on up in the brain of Lil' Kim these days is what we'd love to know. The past-it ghetto singer was seen attending a charity event recently and it looked fucking horrendous compared to just a few years previous. We're not sure why she's rocking the crack whore bitch look cause it just don't suit her period. Not sure what the story is with those eyebrows or that Jackson family nose either honey, but you need to check yo self in the mirror and get it fixed.

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NO ONE WANTS TO EAT YOUR PUSSY NOW

Oh honey, such a bad one for you but such a great one for us! Tara Reid aka the down and out hot mess of an "actress" was seen in LA earlier this week and boy oh boy it looked rough as fuck. For some reason and despite this lovely article we've always had a little soft spot for Tara, but when we saw this shit we knew it just couldn't fly cause the bitch literally looked like a drowned rat that'd been passed around and fucked. Have you ever noticed that some women just look used like they're vessels waiting to be filled? Go and get a blow out and lay off the partying honey.

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QUEEN B WENT AND STOLE ALL DA GENES

Poor old Solange must get fucked off that her sister Bey stole all the look genes cause the bitch sure does look like the ugly duckling in comparison. The less successful singer was papped strolling around LA with Queen B and if we're honest it looked like a post-op ghetto clown with downs. Now while we love the music that both these bitches put out, there ain't no denying that Solange fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on her way down. We tried looking for the bird that lives in her fro but no luck this time, however if you spot it do let us know.

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LET'S HOPE THIS THING DON'T COOK NAKED

We didn't know rats went jogging around London but apparently they're quite health conscious creatures. Okay so when we say rats we're obviously talking about the stunning Jools Oliver aka the one who sits at home and spends Jamie's hard earned cash. The bitch is often papped on her regular runs but it looked like an extra from Ratatouille the other day with those fuck off evil nashers on display. Just a thought but you might wanna get some work done on those honey. Just sayin'.

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JUST KEEP BALDING, YEAH KEEP BALDING!

Okay so we totally get that it's okay to become a slap head when you're older, but John Travolta looked more like an AIDS victim when he was seen grabbing a drink in LA recently. The once hot star of Grease appears to have totally let himself go and while Olivia ain't looking too good herself at least the bitch has still got hair. We used to see him as a hot stud but now the poor bastard looks more like a dirty old pedo on welfare. We're in no way saying that John likes to get "happy endings" from his male masseurs, but it sure wouldn't shock us if he did.

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GOLDILOCKS DON'T WANNA AGE GRACEFULLY

Why oh why is Rose McGowan doing this to herself? It truly puzzles us as to what this bitch see's when she looks in the mirror, cause we're not seeing pretty at all. The piss colored hair, swollen face, trout pout and terribly unflattering ensemble made even the average LA girl look fashionable...yeah it's that bad. Surely when she looks back at old photos of herself she misses looking normal?

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LOOKS LIKE A FLOP ALBUM TAKE IT'S TOLL

Poor old (more like ancient) Madonna just can't catch a break these days cause on top of having a flop album and a flop movie, she was snapped recently walking around NYC and looked like a fucking freak. The religious whore decided to wear a tracksuit complete with brogues, a puffer jacket and a beanie hat resembling pig ears. Now we're not if she wanted to look like a twat, but it's safe to say that she succeeded if this was her intention. Just sayin'.

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OUR FACE IS TRULY OFFENDED BY THIS SHIT

Why is it that whenever we've eaten a full meal we have to stumble across a pic of downs dog Natalie Cassidy? The "actress" was seen getting her eyebrows tattooed on (like every classy gal does) and it looked fucking horrific whilst it was sat in the salon chatting away to most likely no one. Good old Sonja always pulls through with a car crash appearance and once again she didn't disappoint cause we're pretty sure this shit would turn our dog gay. We could literally sleep on it's forehead and don't get us started on the Lurch jaw.

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WILHELMINA SLATER WOULD SPIT ON THIS

It's pretty shocking that even the likes of Vanessa Williams who usually looks erection inducingly hot is a bit of a dog minus the war paint. The actress was seen running errands around NYC and looked a world away from her character on the now cancelled show Ugly Betty, which let's face it got pretty tired towards the final season. We'll admit that the bitch looks good for 49 years old, but can you believe this won Miss America at one point?

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WE WOULDN'T WANT THIS NEAR OUR FOOD

Now usually the sexy Nigella Lawson would have guys lining up to fuck her, but when it stepped out recently there were zero men waiting and we can see why. The rich bitch TV chef was seen walking around London deciding what she should cook next and it looked like Dumbo in a yellow tent to say the least. We literally cannot get over her fuck off massive ears and that hair is so flat and rank looking bless her. Maybe check the mirror before you leave ya gaff next time love?

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SURE LOOKS LIKE AN EAST ENDER STILL

Remember the dirty drug scum that was (and probably still is) Daniella Westbrook from classy TV show Eastenders? Well feast your eyes on the above trollop cause lady decided to finally put down her syringe and take her kid out for the day...to visit her dealer. We're not sure what's going on with that car crash of an outfit but at least bitch has got normal nostrils now.

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GLAMOUR MAGAZINE SHOOTS TRANNIES NOW?

Although talented as fuck Dakota Fanning isn't really the best looking thing in the tool box, but she sure as hell didn't have the right team with her on this shoot for the latest issue of Glamour magazine. We're not sure what look they were going for here, but the poor bitch ended up looking like a downs clown aka Christina Aguilera. The gold curls, drag queen slap and cankles wouldn't make us pick up the issue, so we're guessing there are some blind gals out there that would wanna look like this thing.

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CLEARLY IT GOT DRESSED IN THE DARK AGAIN

Oh dear honey. Poor old Lindsay Lohan just cannot catch a break when it comes to looking good lately, cause the former shit hot actress was seen boarding a flight at JFK and it looked like a ginga Miss Piggy gone wrong. It also appeared that she wanted to fuck PETA off by wearing a head to toe leather ensemble topped off with real fur. The double chin and lips are what really make this photo a classic though and we just don't understand PERIOD how bitch can think she looks good. We're anxious to see if LiLo gets thrown in the slammer so watch this space.

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WHERE THE FUCK IS SHARON...LITERALLY?

Yeah even we were like no fucking way is this Sharon Osbourne, but yes people the bitch has actually fucked with her face so much now that she doesn't even resemble her former self. The gobby wife of rock legend Ozzy Osbourne was seen shooting The Talk in LA over the weekend and it looked more like the bride of Frankenstein than a human being. The puffy face didn't even match up to the wrinkly neck, which is an immediate sign of hanging onto one's youth and desperation. Please honey just stop with everything and grow old gracefully!

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SOMETIMES EVEN ANIMALS GET IT WRONG

We stumbled across this golden oldie of TV personality (pig) Vanessa Feltz and couldn't help but not feature it on The Sizzling Mess for your viewing pleasure. Now we're not sure what it's up to these days besides eating, but we sure as hell remember the bitch for her rank wardrobe choices. According to sources she actually employs a stylist but we don't know of any respectable stylist who would pull a dress from Frederick's of Hollywood (Ann Summers for English people) and put it on someone for a red carpet event. Well maybe not red, we are only talking about Vanessa Feltz here.

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SKINNY GIRLS DON'T ALWAYS HAVE IT ALL

Yeah we get that this is like the mother of all photos but Bethenny Frankel ain't never been a looker and y'all know it. The former star of NYC Housewives was seen walking the streets of Brooklyn the other day and we think even the wind dodged this shit. It's always looked like a tranny with a Lurch esque jawline if you ask us, and even though it's rich now this just proves that money can't make you look like a woman. Good luck with your divorce though girl!

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ALL BLACK ONLY WORKS IF YOU'RE NOT OBESE

Good old Lauren Goodger is a crafty bitch cause it thinks that by wearing black the whole world (well the south of England) will think she looks smaller. Yeah well you didn't fool us Miss Piggy and we hate to play up to our bully rep but this bitch really is a mess crying for help. The former reality star was seen walking around London at night and even the pavements were crying as they tried to withstand the weight. We also don't get why this thing doesn't own a mirror cause her face is saying Stevie Wonder, but her neck is making us think of Bjork so maybe she should rethink her make-up? Oh dear honey just admit that those thighs were not made for leggings and go buy a hammock.

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PICKING UP THE PIECES...OF BROKEN MIRROR

Now for some reason ginga singer (she does try) Paloma Faith just fucks us off cause the bitch has got the kinda face that just puts us in a bad mood. We're guessing she already got the Google alert on herself and is reading this and if so please just stop trying to sing and go work with animals honey. Those fucking evil teeth and birds nest hair are making us gag and we're not sure if it's got a third tit or something, but that dress is either fifty sizes too small or bitch needs to be in the Guinness Book Of Records. Just sayin'.

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DID SOMEONE INFLATE THIS BITCH'S HEAD?

Mila Kunis is by far one of THE most overrated actresses when it comes to looks...well we think so anyway and what we say goes. The voice of Family Guy hottie Meg Griffin was seen walking around with her stolen boyfriend once again and instead of wearing the t-shirt we sent her (it said I love adultery) she opted for a classy tracksuit yet again. The funny lady (whore) must have an army of make-up people cause when it's made up anything with a pulse would wanna fuck it, but looking at that pic above we'd rather fuck the dog.

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EVEN ROSEANNE HAS AGED BETTER

Surely you all remember the annoying bitch sister from Roseanne called Jackie? Well if you look at the left pic of actress Laurie Metcalf when she looked let's say manageable without vomming, you can see that the past decade and a bit haven't been kind to the poor bitch cause it's become a right dog. The rank hair, clown face and teeth ain't gonna help this lady get any action anytime soon. Give yourself a makeover honey cause you need one.

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THIS MOUTH WAS MADE FOR EATIN' MORE LIKE

Okay it's officially a fact that kids just ruin everything and the proof here is the mess that former hot slut Jessica Simpson has become since shitting her sprog out. The country singer (fat ass shoe designer) was seen spending time with her daughter who is responsible for the whale we now see before us and boy did it look different. The bloated face and double chin really should be enough for her to realize that eating is totally off limits after birth if you want to be socially acceptable again, and we're guessing her earrings are so large because they contain emergency treats in case Jess gets peckish whilst out. It's times like this when we think pro-anorexia truly is the way.

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HOW DO I LIVE WITHOUT MARRIED MEN?

Another day another husband to steal is a good motto to live by according to singer Leanne Rimes, but the other day she took a break from riding cock and decided to get a work out in after the holidays. If you ask us she really needed it cause her thighs were looking a lot heftier after having a whole can of tuna for Christmas diner...greedy bitch. Anyway we just thought she looked like a baby pig straining for a shit minus the slap and as always we love to share world news like this. Enjoy!

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THE ONLY GAY WHO ISN'T BOTOXED TO DEATH

Seeing as Graham Norton likes to dip his pen in the homosexual ink pot, we just assumed it was standard that he'd have a totally unexpressive face filled with botox, but apparently this isn't the case as it was seen wandering around London recently looking bloated as fuck. The TV host was seen leaving his gaff and it looked as though the poor bastard had lost 50 stone around his eyes what with the saggy shopping bags underneath them. The depth of those forehead wrinkles are almost deep enough for us to move into as well. All that money and this face...what's wrong with this picture?

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CALIFORNIA GURLS SHOULD BE OFFENDED

What makes us laugh about Katy Perry is that her image is all about fun and being glamorous, but in reality she's a plain dog with thunder thighs and rank skin. The tone deaf "singer" was snapped on vacay in Hawaii with her latest and 6th boyfriend John Mayer since her infamous divorce from twat Russell Brand. Anyway we just wanted y'all to see what a fucking mess it is minus the old warpaint.

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PLAYING A WITCH MUST'VE COME NATURAL

Holy shit balls was pretty much our reaction when we saw the latest pic of actress Anjelica Huston taken just days ago. The has been stunner was papped in LA and looked like a fucking clown full of air and we literally had to count her chins. We know she was never really a natural beauty but what the fuck has she done to her face? All these actresses should take note and realize that if you use fillers and botox you will end up looking a mess.

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THERE'S NO REVERSAL SPELL FOR THIS

What the fuck is Rose McGowan playing at cause bitch must be blind if she thinks she looks better than she did in her Charmed days? The former actress and now plastic surgery addict was papped arriving at some lame charity event in LA recently and it looked even more mummified than earlier this year. The nasty shade of blonde, puffy face and trout pout make her unrecognizable to most and we can't believe a surgeon even touched her in the first place. Grade A fucking tranny mess from Norway if you ask us.

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WILL IT GO MORE NATURAL IN 2013?

Why oh why does Katie Price think she looks good? It truly baffles us over at The Sizzling Mess and we'd be willing to bet that the bitch uses a magic mirror or something cause surely she can't think she looks hot. The former glamor model aka cheap tart who shags lads for a tenna was papped leaving her local offy after getting her ciggies and it looked like the fucking bride of Frankenstein...and that's being polite. The shaped eyebrows and false eyelashes remind us of slappers from the North and the lips are verging on animal territory. You just look like a big ole tranny mess love so sort ya life out.

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RINGING THE NEW YEAR WITH A CARTOON

For some reason Nicki Minaj always looks like a fucked up inflated cartoon in drag, but despite her unfortunate appearance we still love the catchy fluff she shits out that's called music. The fierce ghetto bitch was snapped walking the red carpet at the NYE party for Pure nightclub in Las Vegas the other night and we're pretty sure it's ass could second as a life raft. We wonder if she's used some of her hard earned $$$ and had a tit job too?

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IT'S NOT 1994 ANYMORE HONEY...

Mariah Carey always seems to look like she's stepped out wearing her 90s wardrobe and with the new addition of that FABULOUS perm it just steps the look up to a whole new level of cheap. The singer who's famous for communicating with dolphins was papped leaving Louis Vuitton in Aspen over the holiday season and looked like a right gypsy mess in her checkered jumpsuit. It also looks like Mimi is slowly but surely returning to her flubber self as it was looking ever so slightly chubs again. Such a shame seeing as she lost a ton of weight when she shat out her kids, but even money doesn't curb junk food cravings.

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