HAPPY HOUR IS FROM FOUR TO SIX!

You all surely remember Mrs George aka Regina's drunk as fuck mom in Mean Girls? Well fast forward almost 10 years (yes you're getting fucking old) and this is what it's become. Amy Poehler was snapped shopping for food (not alcohol) and it looked like it'd gone up by at least 3 dress sizes which is such a shame cause being skinny really does equal happiness in life. The glasses look more like a comedy gab, but they are in fact worn for improving her vision. We say go back to being bulimic and wearing Juicy Couture velour tracksuits cause it's so LA chic a la 2004.

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LILO FOR SNOW WHITE REMAKE?

Now we know it's just a rumor, but apparently actress (chubby drug addict) Lindsay Lohan is being tipped to play the lead in the new Snow White remake. Judging by her outfit in the above pic you'd think she was trying to impress producers, cause she looked like a bloated white mess whilst strolling through the airport over the weekend. That hair color is just so wrong on her and her pasty white face and fish lips do fuck all to help. Seeing as she's now a Playboy model, we wonder if she'll have a raunchy scene in the new flick and get fucked by all the dwarfs?

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PUT THIS IN THE BURN BOOK

It makes us feel SO old that Mean Girls came out 8 years ago, but the movie put actress Rachel McAdams (Regina the bitch) on the map and since then she's overtaken bloated coke whore LiLo who played the lead role. Wow, that shit must be embarrassing for Lindsay. Unfortunately it wasn't a good night for Rach, cause she looked like a fuckin' tranny with a massive head. We'd be proper fucked off and fire the make-up artist quickly. You just can't find the staff ennit.

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