THIS SHIT MAKES JUSTIN LOOKS STRAIGHT

If any of you used to watch that shit after the first season show Ugly Betty you'll remember the gay as hell character Justin Suarez who clearly took packages up the back passage all day and every day. Anyway fast forward a few years and the real life actor Mark Indelicato appears to have come out as straight if the above snap is anything to go by. We don't wanna spend long on this post as we're worried we'll catch HIV but doesn't the fag (his cigarette you homophobes) finish off this classy look?

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BEST MAKEUP AWARD GOES TO...

Urgh skank bitch actress Paz De La Huerta aka the dirty lookin' import was looking fucking NASTY at this years Emmy Awards. To be honest, we're shocked that she paid to look like she'd been rimming a gorilla's shitbox and it's hair looked like a lesbo skunk that'd been fucked and shaved. Maybe next time you shouldn't match your lip color to your turd color sweetie.

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THIS BELONGS ON THE FLOOR

Okay, so we know that in reality people don't walk off an airplane and look hot, but when you're a celeb like Jennifer Lopez you should at least make the effort to look red carpet ready. Maybe we're being a little harsh (like we give a fuck), but JLo looked like a Colombian maid that had just finished her shift whilst leaving the airport. When the Latino slut is made up she even gives a dog a boner, but ooo she was lookin' ULTRA DOG rough here. Panda eyes, lacne (Latino acne) and a broad lookin' conk riddled her mess of a face so let's just say this wasn't her best look.

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