YOU CAN'T HAVE BRAINS AND BEAUTY

Oh dear honey, are you prepping for another Mummy role or do you just look this butters minus the slap? Rachel Weisz was seen shopping in LA over the weekend and although the actress always looks cock ready on the red carpet, she looked more like a fugly Jew troll on this occasion. Weird looking thing though ain't it? We also noticed how creepily skinny her ankle is too...and this bagged Daniel Craig?

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WE WOULDN'T WANT THIS NEAR OUR FOOD

Now usually the sexy Nigella Lawson would have guys lining up to fuck her, but when it stepped out recently there were zero men waiting and we can see why. The rich bitch TV chef was seen walking around London deciding what she should cook next and it looked like Dumbo in a yellow tent to say the least. We literally cannot get over her fuck off massive ears and that hair is so flat and rank looking bless her. Maybe check the mirror before you leave ya gaff next time love?

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