THE BABY'S ALREADY ON ANTIDEPRESSANTS

We've not really got any words besides a majorly big fucking EW to be honest. Perez Hilton as you all know has recently bought a baby and in the above vomit inducing photo it looks as though he's trying to breast feed the poor kid. Talk about being confused about your sexuality huh? You just know that this kid is thinking "Fuck my life, why me?" and boy oh boy would we feel the same.

[Image via PEREZ HILTON]

LOOKS LIKE A FLOP ALBUM TAKE IT'S TOLL

Poor old (more like ancient) Madonna just can't catch a break these days cause on top of having a flop album and a flop movie, she was snapped recently walking around NYC and looked like a fucking freak. The religious whore decided to wear a tracksuit complete with brogues, a puffer jacket and a beanie hat resembling pig ears. Now we're not if she wanted to look like a twat, but it's safe to say that she succeeded if this was her intention. Just sayin'.

[Image via INF]