LET'S HOPE THIS THING DON'T COOK NAKED

We didn't know rats went jogging around London but apparently they're quite health conscious creatures. Okay so when we say rats we're obviously talking about the stunning Jools Oliver aka the one who sits at home and spends Jamie's hard earned cash. The bitch is often papped on her regular runs but it looked like an extra from Ratatouille the other day with those fuck off evil nashers on display. Just a thought but you might wanna get some work done on those honey. Just sayin'.

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WE GET WHY JAMIE'S PILED IT ON NOW

We really do feel for Jamie Oliver cause if this is what he has to pork at night, then no wonder he's resorted to excessive comfort eating. His wife Jools Oliver was papped running errands around London and the poor bitch looked rough as arse holes. Her facial features used to be so pretty but now she looks like a witch in flip flops. Bad times for Jamie ennit.

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DOES JAMIE STILL PORK THIS?

Once upon a time Jools Oliver was the cute, sexy, girl next door wife of famous chef (binge eater) Jamie Oliver. Fast forward about 30 years and the picture isn't so pretty. The housewife (ouch) was snapped on a morning run around London the other day and let's just say it shows that she runs around after 5 kids. Her face looks kinda fucked in the above pic and the poor bitch looks worn out. Maybe her doting husband should bring her breakfast in bed and try not to polish it off whilst he walks it up the stairs.

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COOK IT...DON'T FUCKIN' EAT IT

Ooo we can't believe how much Jamie Oliver has PILED it on lately. What's even more of a piss take is that the chef (food addict) was promoting healthy eating for kids whilst looking like a beached whale. We realize he's known as The Naked Chef, but we'd prefer if he'd keep his clothes on and that back fat covered up.

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