THIS SHIT TOTES MAKES US WANNA ROAR!

Another day another flattering pic of Katy Perry without make-up for us all. The singer (if you can even call it that) was papped getting her nails did in LA this week and boy did she look rough (and slightly special needs) sans slap. When this bird is made up don't get us wrong she looks nice, but she couldn't get anymore average when she puts the make-up brush down cause this is one Plain Jane right here. On top of that everyone knows her career is fluff and let's face it she ain't ever gonna win a Grammy cause the academy ain't deaf. Anyway rant over...happy weekend!

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BABY YOU AIN'T NO FIREWORK IN THIS

For some reason Katy Perry can either look shit hot or truly butters and unfortunately she's hit the latter with this look. The singer (if lip syncing counts) was seen at an art exhibition in NYC recently and it looked more like a tranny gypsy than international pop star. The heinous dress, shoes and hair contribute to the overall nasty Romany look and it ain't a winner.

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CALIFORNIA GURLS SHOULD BE OFFENDED

What makes us laugh about Katy Perry is that her image is all about fun and being glamorous, but in reality she's a plain dog with thunder thighs and rank skin. The tone deaf "singer" was snapped on vacay in Hawaii with her latest and 6th boyfriend John Mayer since her infamous divorce from twat Russell Brand. Anyway we just wanted y'all to see what a fucking mess it is minus the old warpaint.

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WE GET WHY PROACTIV CHOSE HER

For a while now we've been wondering why flawless beauty (stretching it) Katy Perry was approached to be in the new Proactiv commercials. Well it kindly stepped out yesterday sans the slap and gave us the answer...cause she actually does have rank skin. Okay we get that acne affects millions and can be damaging to people's self-esteem, but you think she'd at least use a bit of concealer? In case you're all wondering we can't stand Katy Perry cause she's a waste of music space. Oh and now a fucking dog too.

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EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL DOG

Wow, this is a whole new level of a "celebrity" without make-up. Don't be confused readers, this isn't Katy Perry's down-syndrome twin sister, it's just what the starlet looks like minus 3 hours of hair and slap. The dirty bitch posted this pic of herself via Twitter whilst getting a colonic irrigation. We guess this is also her sex face when Russell Brand plays with her fart box? Urgh the rank hair, blotchy pale skin and forehead wrinkles just screams HOT MESS in need of major assistance. We're glad we don't have to wake up next to this dog in the morning!

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