VICKY TOTES PAID THIS TO STAND BEHIND HER

We do love a good shot of a celeb with a retard fan in awe and this one is a fucking cracker. Victoria Beckham aka Vicky B was papped at the recent Glamor Awards collecting her gong for best designer or some shit (such a joke) and the poor mong behind her wasn't quite as camera ready. To be honest if you look closely it just goes to show that obesity is becoming quite the norm amongst young girls in the UK. Don't they get that if they wanna be happy in life they need to be a size 8 and below? Oh we do love the thing on the left though, but it's pretty clear that she ain't had any...ever.

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POSH WILL ALWAYS BE A DIRTY WAG AT HEART

People seem to think that Victoria Beckham has always been chic, but if you literally go back about 5 years you can see that she was cheap as fuck. The WAG turned fashion designer can be seen at The Prince's Trust event back in 2005 and boy did it look cheap. The birds nest extensions, orange tan, tacky accessories, slutty gown and French manicure (quiver) is a world away from her current look. It just goes to show how much styles can change! Wonder what happened to natural DD tits too?

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FOR ONCE VICKY B GETS IT SO WRONG

It may happen once in a blue moon but Victoria Beckham stepped out looking not so great recently. The fashion "designer" was seen strolling around London in a jacket made of hot air balloons and a pair of jeans that did her match stick pins NO favors whatsoever. To finish off this fashion fail look her feet looked like they belonged to Coco The Clown rather than an international fashion icon. Better luck next time hey Vicky!

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SHE HASN'T CHANGED A BIT HAS SHE?

Wow. Victoria Beckham really is insulting the world's intelligence when she continually insists that her rack is natural. You only have to look at the above to see that both her figure and tits are practically identical. Let's be real though cause this is another case of what we like to call ACS (Alexa Chung syndrome) aka a fucked up level of denial. Now don't get it twisted, Posh wasn't a fat cunt when she was younger, but she sure as hell weren't no size zero. Oh and if you think you can have tits like that after 4 kids and still be able to fit into kids clothes, you're a really bad liar and a fucking idiot.

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COMMON GIRLS SEEM TO GET LUCKY

We've never been overly keen on Cheryl Cole cause no matter what she wears she can't seem to shift that rough slapper from Newcastle image. The "talented" erm shall we say ex footballer's wife was papped arriving at a friend's birthday party in London and the bitch looked like she'd been inflated. Now she's under contract with L'Oreal so what's with the cheap hooker wig? Her face and lips looked puffy too, but we're hoping she's not had any work done cause she looks cheap enough. On a more positive note her latest fragrance is coming out next week and is allegedly called Fuckin' Deck Ya. Like we said we've always associated class with this lass.

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TOO MUCH OF NOTHING = SIZE ZERO

Poor old Vicky B aka Victoria Beckham is looking proper tired these days ennit. The mum of (we think it's around 5 sprogs now) was snapped looking VERY chubby at a recent event in NYC wearing a STUNNING dress. Now we gotta say that Mrs Beckham looks great most of the time, but this outfit was just a total mess. The "natural" tan, protruding collar bone (fucking rank) and oily skin looked a right state. On a more positive note, we hear that Posh is apparently dressing lots of stars for the Oscars. We can just picture it...baby Harper sucking silicone from one of her tits, while she sits at her sewing machine banging out couture till the wee hours of morning. Ah she's such an inspiration!

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GET THIS WAG A CUBE OF CHEESE

Ooo we bet Jamie ain't too fond of wakin' up next to this dog anymore. The former size zero WAG Louise Redknapp was pictured running (and struggling) around London after her Weight Watchers class and her SLIM thighs certainly suggested she'd been gorging on the pork pies. We thought the WAG was kinda hot minus the slap, but someone get this bitch a paper bag cause her face is makin' us hurl...talk about lookin' like a drowned rat. Her fucking teeth alone make her qualify as an extra in the new Ratatouille sequel.

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D-LISTERS FOREVER

It's comforting to know that D-Listers will always be there for the EVEN LESS fortunate to have a laugh. At the Larry Crowne premiere in London last night, former Iceland spokesperson (coke addict) Kerry Katona was seen on the red carpet along with some wannabe WAG mess who had THE most natural lookin' tits we've ever seen. Michelle Heaton was unfortunately nowhere to be seen. Anyhoo it looks like Kerry is slowly piling it back on again, but we suppose for a D-Lister it ain't that big of a deal. Is it just us or does Kerry look like the spittin' image of a New Look employee? Gotta love a good ole northern mess.

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