HEARING MY BONES CLICK MAKES ME HAPPY!

You know that Alexa Chung is just a fame hungry half Chinese chick who loves king prawn fried rice but won't ever eat the fucker. The former T4 presenter (she wants people to forget about that) was snapped having a crafty fag after yet another day of starvation on the streets of Brooklyn and boy did the bitch look ill. It must be so tiresome being such a trendsetting NYC hipster, so we're guessing she just doesn't have time to eat? Oh and FYI Alexa, you're from Hampshire or somewhere in China so it doesn't really work love. Either cover up those rank legs or just admit you know how many calories are in toothpaste cause everyone knows you're fat inside. Oh and if there's an annoying PC person reading this, we ain't racist cause we had a Chinese last night.

[Image via X17]

WHAT DOES THIS DO FOR A LIVING?

Bet ya didn't think you'd be on this blog again did ya love? Alexa Chung aka the anorexic waste of space was snapped walking (amazing she's got the energy) around NYC recently and she looked like a white Ethiopian. If you're an avid reader of The Sizzling Mess you'll remember the only other post we've done on this joke of a being and it proves that this bitch sure as hell AIN'T naturally skinny. Let's be honest, she'd literally break her legs and pelvic bone if she fell over.

[Image via PACIFIC COAST NEWS]