WE WOULDN'T WANNA PISS PAMMY OFF TBH

We're not entirely sure if we've ever done a post on classic beauty (who are we kidding) Pamela Anderson, but when we spotted this corker we couldn't not share it with y'all! The former Baywatch star was papped walking around LA the other day and let's just say we wouldn't wanna get on the wrong side of it cause she looked like a right rough bitch. Gone are the youthful looks that once made her a household name and instead we're subjected to hooker eyebrows, badly dyed hair and a hard ass face. Aging is such a shame ennit.

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WILL IT GO MORE NATURAL IN 2013?

Why oh why does Katie Price think she looks good? It truly baffles us over at The Sizzling Mess and we'd be willing to bet that the bitch uses a magic mirror or something cause surely she can't think she looks hot. The former glamor model aka cheap tart who shags lads for a tenna was papped leaving her local offy after getting her ciggies and it looked like the fucking bride of Frankenstein...and that's being polite. The shaped eyebrows and false eyelashes remind us of slappers from the North and the lips are verging on animal territory. You just look like a big ole tranny mess love so sort ya life out.

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TIME FOR AN ALLOWANCE INCREASE?

If you've never seen it, this is the sight of a tired hooker. The "talented" Terri Seymour who was Simon Cowell's glorified escort for years was snapped walking around LA running errands and it sure looked DOG rough. The bitch looked like a fucked off vampire in need of a blood hit and can you believe this thing is 37. Maybe it's time to ask Simon for a bit more cash so you can get some work done love?

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MUTTON DRESSED AS MUTTON

We secretly hoped that Kim Kardashian was gonna wear some mess of a wedding gown by Skechers but this shits a whole lot better! Just leave it to SHIT HOT fess (fucking mess) Lindsay Lohan to show up to your wedding a half an hour before her shift starts on Hollywood Boulevard. For those of you who aren't well-versed in the world of Lohan, that isn't her sister or colleague next to her - it's her BEYOND classy mom (manager) Dina Lohan. Doesn't saying Dina over and over just sound like pure class in itself? These two look like a pair of fuckin' has-been hookers and Lindsay what the FUCK is up with your bloated porn star pig face?

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UNFASHIONABLE GENES

Well this is a nice one to keep for the family album ain't it? These two look truly DISGUSTING that we even had second thoughts about posting it. Donatella Versace and her BEAUTIFUL daughter Allegra look like a pair of hookers doin' a shift on Hollywood Boulevard. It appears that Allegra has unfortunately inherited too much of Donatella's faulty chromosome (just her genes in general), but what better way to stop traffic than stand next to one of these two?

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LIFE & STYLE WHORE

Whenever we think about our favourite celebrity hot mess, we always seem to forget about the stunning natural beauty of Kim Zolciak. The CLASSIEST Real Housewives Of Atlanta star was pictured lunching in her native Georgia (note the classy placing of a cigarette lighter and glass of wine), but she looked more like an extra from The Rocky Horror Picture Show. We think it's safe to say that whatever "look" she was going for here was clearly a drag queen. The hair (Smiffy's wig), clown make up, VILE French Manicure (a la Posh Spice circa her WAG days) and new money watch just scream "I'm an uncultured hick who has a show on Bravo." Sorry sweetie, but this is just one major hot pile of MESS!

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