WE CAN'T FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT FOR ELT...

Poor old Elton John was finally snapped out shopping in LA the other without his famous round spectacles and let's just say we now get why he wears them all the time. The campy legend was seen browsing a wig store (shocker) in the Hollywood area and we're hoping he was planning to replace the dodgy rug he was papped wearing. What's going on with that bloodshot eye though and you'd think with all his dosh he'd get those eye bags removed wouldn't you?

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THIS BIRD WAS BORN TO BE ON CORRIE...

When you're born in Leeds you've never got much chance of being classy and good old Beverly Callard from Corrie is living proof of this. The rough Northern bitch was papped leaving her local pub in Manchester the other night and looked like an old slapper who loves cock to say the least. We heard that she glassed a younger girl in the face for trying to chat up her fella...allegedly. The tacky metallic dress, rank gold nails and campy pose are what this woman is known for and we doubt she'll ever change. You've gotta love a rough bit who tries though don't you?

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IF SHE CAN MAKE IT THERE...ANYONE CAN!

Liza Minnelli really does prove that even the most butters bitch on the planet can achieve worldwide fame and even though you may be laughed at for being so hilariously campish and ugly, who gives a fuck when you're worth in excess of $50 million right? The iconic fag hag was snapped performing in her best at a charity event in NYC the other day and the poor thing looked like a tranny clown with a gammy eye to say the least. Now we get that dressing like you're from the 60s can be cool if you're young, hip and cute, but when you're an munter who limps cause you've got a dodgy hip...it ain't so great. On the other hand we love us some Liza cause the bitch is totes cray!

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MAYBE THIS IS WHAT AIDS LOOKS LIKE?

You know we really don't give a shit if you think our title isn't politically correct or offensive cause Perez Hilton is actually that disgusting. It's not even that he likes dick, it's cause his unfortunate face does nothing but offend us to our very core. The blogger who is raising a kid (poor fucking thing) turned up to Heidi Klum's annual halloween bash dressed as Miley Cyrus and looked like a walking strand of the HIV virus. It's just wrong on so many levels...you have a dick for a reason.

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LOOK IT'S THE MAD HATTER GONE WRONG!

How the fuck can Perez Hilton be judgmental when he looks like a fucking butters tranny? The bitchy queen was seen filming something for his crappy blog in LA the other day and calling it ugly would be a fuck off huge understatement. We just don't know what it is people? Even though it's lost 20 stone there's still button strain, moobs and belly rolls. This queen just makes our stomachs turn if we're honest.

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AS IF THIS THING WASN'T FUGLY ENOUGH HUH?

We'd love to see inside the mind of Pete Burns for just 5 minutes cause we're guessing we'd either "get it" or be completely disgusted. All we ever think of when looking at him is "WTF is it?!" but we're just gonna give in and go with weird fuck off shemale. The former singer from Dead or Alive can be seen being interviewed for a new TV special and boy does it look fucking weird. He kinda looks like a reject Shakespears Sister member with a dick or one ugly mermaid. How the fuck does he eat with those lips and wipe his asshole with those creepy ass nails?

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YOU KNOW JUDY CRIED WHEN THIS CAME OUT

To this day we still don't get why Liza Minnelli is considered a legend (or fag icon) cause the bitch can't hold a note to save her fucking life. The overpaid fag hag was papped at the Tony Awards (shocker) in NYC recently and it looked like a gay Bilbo Baggins covered in glitter. The old broad seemed to have had more plastic surgery since the last time we saw her too, but we don't get why she'd make her already fucked up face look worse?

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NEXT TIME KEEP YOUR GLASSES ON KARL

What we find so hilarious about "designer" Karl Largerfeld is that he slammed Adele for her weight when not so long ago he was morbidly obese himself. For our tens of readers, do not fear as this will be making a hilarious future blog post. Anyhow the douche bag was papped at lunch with his fashion click like every other "straight" pensioner and was a sight for sore eyes when he took his sunglasses off. Not to mention he also thought it was appropriate lunch etiquette to whip out his phone and show the girls his latest Grindr hook up. We just don't get the big deal with this thing and on a side note Chanel is looking tired these days, so just get someone who wasn't born in the 1800's to replace him.

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LOOK AWAY, YOU'LL CATCH HIV PEOPLE!

We are not we repeat NOT homophobic for anyone out there who's too sensitive, but when this munter of a being aka Perez Hilton left his gaff the other night to attend some shite event we just had to make it a post. Sorry but it should actually be illegal to look this ugly and he literally looked like he was carrying the HIV virus. To think that this has adopted a kid too...the poor thing don't stand a chance.

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JUDY WILL BE TURNING IN HER GRAVE

It must be pretty darn awkward when you're the daughter of Hollywood royalty and look butters, but good old Liza Minnelli braved the negativity when it stepped out for an event in NYC recently. The fugly gay icon was papped walking the red carpet and it looked like a fuck off nasty tranny if you ask us. Someone needs to tell this thing that surgery ain't gonna help her mug cause you can't alter genes when you look this fucked that's for sure. Jesus this evil looking thing didn't have a chance since birth.

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WHO KNEW BLACK BEAUTY LIVED IN HARLOW

Joey Essex is the definition of a waste of space and for any of you who have bothered to even watch that Emmy worthy show The Only Way Is Essex you'll see that he's a closet fag who thinks he's hot. The reality TV "star" was seen running errands around the shit hole that is Essex and it looked liked he'd broken out of his stable cause his nashers looked evil as fuck. As we all know he's definitely "straight" so we're assuming he just keeps hay to nibble on in that "man bag" of his. Oh and does anyone else think he's got birds living in that nest he calls hair?

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THE BABY'S ALREADY ON ANTIDEPRESSANTS

We've not really got any words besides a majorly big fucking EW to be honest. Perez Hilton as you all know has recently bought a baby and in the above vomit inducing photo it looks as though he's trying to breast feed the poor kid. Talk about being confused about your sexuality huh? You just know that this kid is thinking "Fuck my life, why me?" and boy oh boy would we feel the same.

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THIS SHIT MAKES JUSTIN LOOKS STRAIGHT

If any of you used to watch that shit after the first season show Ugly Betty you'll remember the gay as hell character Justin Suarez who clearly took packages up the back passage all day and every day. Anyway fast forward a few years and the real life actor Mark Indelicato appears to have come out as straight if the above snap is anything to go by. We don't wanna spend long on this post as we're worried we'll catch HIV but doesn't the fag (his cigarette you homophobes) finish off this classy look?

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THIS THING AIN'T WORTHY OF OXYGEN

Perez Hilton really is the poster boy (fag) for his shitty blog cause it used to look foul and that's putting it politely. We sure as hell ain't homophobic...hello Liza is on our header cause she's an "icon", but this thing truly offends our faces. The out and proud celeb hater used to be full of acne, have rank rainbow colored hair and had a chin we could hide under. Granted he lost 50 stone so looks slightly better, but to us he'll always been an obese pizza face.

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THE ONLY GAY WHO ISN'T BOTOXED TO DEATH

Seeing as Graham Norton likes to dip his pen in the homosexual ink pot, we just assumed it was standard that he'd have a totally unexpressive face filled with botox, but apparently this isn't the case as it was seen wandering around London recently looking bloated as fuck. The TV host was seen leaving his gaff and it looked as though the poor bastard had lost 50 stone around his eyes what with the saggy shopping bags underneath them. The depth of those forehead wrinkles are almost deep enough for us to move into as well. All that money and this face...what's wrong with this picture?

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THIS IS MORE ANNOYING THAN RACHEL ZOE

What did Brad Goreksi think he looked like when he checked in the mirror before leaving to host the AMA's last month is what we wanna know? The celebrity "stylist" or Canadian import that attracts wealthy fag hags was seen on the red carpet with his microphone at the ready and he looked like a gay beaver who was trying too hard. The hair looked like a wall of steel and we never realized he had such huge fuck-off ears. Canadians already get a bad rep as it is, but Brad being one certainly doesn't help.

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DOES THIS THING HAVE LEUKEMIA?

Usually you'd think that losing 300 pounds would make a person more attractive, but in the case of STUNNER Perez Hilton it doesn't seem to have worked. Along with his new found and annoying as hell fake positive attitude to life (please bitch), he seems to have morphed into some sort of alien cause all the weight loss has made his head look fucked. Now we are pro-gay for sure, but for some reason he looks sick...like he has HIV or something?

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THIS MAKES JOAN RIVERS LOOK NATURAL

We really don't know what's wrong with Pete Burn's head cause he's seriously fucked for doing this shit to himself. Is it a guy? Is it a girl? Is it a fucking shemale? Apparently it's the latest thing to have your lips look as if they're about to explode and if we're honest Lindsay Lohan isn't far behind with this trend. Urgh he just looks a fucking mess and there's nothing else to say.

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MELANCOLIA LOST FILM STILL

This could easily be some bird out clubbing after a hard week sloggin' over the tills at New Look, but it is in fact STUNNING actress Kirsten Dunst. Some fellow clubber (and now our best friend) snapped this pic of the EPIC dog outside a club in LA lookin' proper rough. The fag hangin' out her mouth, one eye open/one closed and chic double chin shot has that ultra shit HOT mess look about it. And to think this was in a movie called Drop Dead Gorgeous.

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