WHEN FASHION QUEEN'S GET IT OH SO WRONG

Now we've only ever done one other post on erm we guess style icon Olivia Palermo cause let's face it the bitch looks good about 99% of the time. Unfortunately for her she rocked up to a movie premiere this week in NYC looking like she'd been hanging out with the Tanning Mom. Her hair was also very close to Cousin Itt territory as it looked like her head was being consumed by some odd follicular being. Such a shame when someone like this gets it so wrong but at least she's not as lame as Whitney Port right.

MAKE-UP ARTISTS ARE TOTES UNDERPAID!

So we're kinda being nice lately but Jennifer Aniston looked pretty fucking hot at the Berlin premiere of her new comedy (shocker) We're The Millers recently. The actress was snapped working the red carpet like a cunt, but we can't quite believe how she can go from this to looking like a butters tranny. Do you feel us people? Anyway bitch is almost 45 so she must be doing something right, but then again money does help dunnit?

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HOW THIS WON AN OSCAR IS BEYOND US...

Don't get it twisted cause we love a bit of Anne Hathaway circa her Devil Wears Prada days, but lately bitch has just got boring and on top of that it looks like a boy with a pussy now. The skinny actress could have been mistaken for a paper boy whilst walking the streets of Brooklyn the other day and we've never noticed how big it's ears and nose are. Like we said we dig a few of her movies, but at the end of the day she's just a Plain Jane who was in the right place at the right time.

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GERMAN BITCHES SCRUB UP PRETTY WELL

Diane Kruger like many other German imports always look boner inducingly hot when they're covered in slap, but when it's all peeled off they make even Mila Kunis look naturally pretty. The actress (erm what's she done) was papped grabbing coffee in LA over the weekend and it looked so dog rough that apparently several paps had to get that camera lenses replaced. Also it ain't the war anymore love so get a good meal down ya cause we could literally drive through those rank legs.

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SEE XTINA LESS REALLY DOES MEAN MORE

Yeah okay so we felt like being nice again, but we couldn't help it when we saw this latest snap of Christina Aguilera at the season premiere of The Voice last night. For once we may actually have no words cause she wore an outfit that made even her look slim, laid off the orange tan and didn't sport drag make-up. See that Chrissy, if you don't dress like a slutty clown you might actually achieve something other than a flop album.

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THE AIRBRUSH IS HAVING A DAY OFF

Well this sure don't look like a Vogue cover does it Anne Hathaway? The usually preened to perfection Jewish actress was snapped walking around NYC recently and she looked like a rat on the hunt for a cube of cheese. The flyaway birds nest hair, Dumbo ears and fuck off massive conk certainly wouldn't go down well with Miranda Priestly that's for sure. Just sayin'.

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BETCHA NEVER SAW THIS ONE COMING

We're guessing most of you will either be like who the fuck is this or no fucking way, but open your eyes people cause this is in fact former star of The City and style icon Olivia Palermo. The usually fierce bitch was snapped on the blower (cell for you Yanks) on her hotel balcony in Paris recently and she looked like a total mongoloid. While we can't fault her weight or skin tone she looked cross-eyed and that hair has definitely seen better days. If this bitch can look bad, then no fucker is safe.

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