WHO KNEW THAT PIGS WORE CONVERSE?

Now we get that Adele is talented as fuck and can hold a note, but fucking hell she is a beast to look at that's for sure. The super size Grammy winner was papped walking around Surrey and without her glam squad she looked like a normal fat girl from England. Usually black would flatter most figures, but when you're related to Free Willy even tents won't conceal the flab unfortunately. Just sayin'.

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DOES SHE THINK SHE'S FROM HACKNEY?

Miley Cyrus seems to be very confused lately as she's dressing like she's London trash from Hackney's east end, as opposed to the Ozark skank from hickville that she's so ashamed to actually be. The singer (if auto-tune counts) was papped strolling around LA on a shopping spree and it just looked a fucking state. We know it's young so she's trying out different styles and shit, but have you ever seen such a lame ass try hard in your life? Get your cowboy boots out of your closet Miley and embrace your southern (incestuous) background.

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OVER THE HILL CHEERLEADER MUCH?

It must be kinda embarrassing to have your mom run around in tiny outfits looking like a desperate high school cheerleader, so we can honestly say that we fully empathize with Madonna's poor daughter Lourdes. The famous fag hag was seen performing in Italy recently and let's just say that all we can see from the above photo it desperate old slapper. Speaking of Lourdes, we wonder when Madge will get her eyebrows waxed?

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SHOW US YOUR JAZZ HANDS LIZA!

Life is apparently still like a cabaret for Liza Minnelli as the elderly fag hag was recently papped walking through the airport in LA and she just couldn't resist a little dance. It's a shame that she's become such a hot mess lately cause she looked more like a fucking clown with a bad hip, as opposed to the award winning gay icon that she (apparently) is to her fans. You know that her bodyguard is thinking please Liza just keep your shit together and don't show me up.

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WORLD'S MOST ANNOYING TELETUBBIE

For some reason Kelly Osbourne works as a fashion critic for E!'s Fashion Police and it just blows our mind that it even got hired in the first place. The foul mouthed former fattie was recently interviewed on UK show Daybreak and it just looked fucking weird. Kelly's hairdresser clearly hates her cause he sent her out sporting an ice cream cone like updo, which did absolutely no favors to flatter her already fuck off massive head. Granted she's looking the best she possibly can at the minute, but when we see her we feel like space is being wasted.

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EVEN MODELS HAVE THEIR OFF DAYS

Okay so we get that women ain't gonna look their best while they're on a run, but model Tyra Banks looked fucking awful when she was snapped jogging along the Hudson River recently. The rich bitch has made her fortune through modeling for the world's top designers and even created the now shitty show America's Next Top Model, but this just proves that having all the money in the world won't make you look any better. Is it just us or does she look like a goldfish waiting to be fed?

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KEEP YOUR BODY COVERED UP HONEY

 

Oh dear. Just when we thought Christina Aguilera was finally looking good, she goes and robs another make-up store. The talented singer (diva pig) was papped out to dinner with her boyfriend recently and her lovely skin tight leggings made an appearance once again. Now this isn't the worst we've seen from her, but we just wish she'd try and move away from this trashy dwarf look that she's got going on. It's such a shame cause it can belt like a cunt, but we don't wanna see this mess bouncing around in a music video that's for sure.

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WE WONDER IF DANIEL'S EMBARRASSED?

For a second we thought we'd never hear about Natasha Bedingfield ever again, but fear not if you're a fan cause it made a surprise appearance at fashion week recently. The singer certainly raised a few eyebrows but shall we say for all the wrong reasons. The dress made her legs look like dumpy sausages and her head just looked fuck off massive and weird. We know it sounds like we're insecure cunts hiding behind our keyboard, but we can't resist saying it like it is. Granted it ain't the worst tool in the box, but she looks like a fucking tranny here.

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SHE'LL ALWAYS BE A FAT ACTRESS

Can you all believe that this is in fact Kirstie Alley? We had to do a double take at first cause we didn't actually believe that she'd let herself go again, but hey pigs can fly right? Pun intended of course. The actress who may as well live at a drive-thru was seen driving around LA over the weekend in search of her next meal, but not only did it look like whale, it looked fucking scary to say the least. The good news is that she's not yet bed bound by her weight issues, but we hope Kirstie can get her shit together and be the hottie we know she is underneath all that fat.

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L'OREAL BETTER HOPE THERE'S A CLAUSE

Lea Michele from that SHITE show Glee has to be one of the most overrated gals in TV at the minute. We get that she sing like a bitch on heat, but we've just never seen what all the fuss is about. What's even more shocking is that it recently got signed by L'Oreal to be the new face of their shampoo (for pets), but judging by the above snap you'd think that the French beauty giants were visually impaired. It looked like any old ordinary Jewish gal strolling the streets of LA for a bargain and in case you didn't notice check out her nasty bunions.

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SERENA WOULD NEVER BEEN SEEN WITH THIS

The above snap of stunner Blake Lively and singer (sausage hider) Florence Welch is what we'd like to call a classic. The unlikely duo recently met at an awards bash in LA and let's just say that we bet Blake was thinking I'm gonna look fucking amazing next to this dog. Poor old Flo didn't even pose well and looked like a right munter in the headlights, but maybe Disney producers will see this and make a lesbo version of Beauty & The Beast?

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WHY WOULD ANYONE WAKE YOU UP?

You're all familiar with the fact that singer (wife beater) Chris Brown likes to teach his women a lesson when they don't have his dinner ready, but surely to God no woman on earth would want this to fuck them? The dick with a temper was snapped walking around NYC the other day and he looked worse for wear to say the least in comparison to his usual self, which let's face it ain't that much better. We've always thought he resembled a ghetto hamster and we'll always hate his shitty attitude. In fact the only reason we do like him is for hitting Rihanna and no we're not endorsing domestic violence, but that bitch just fucks us off plain and simple.

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WE DON'T WANT U BACK HONEY

Sometimes the young and fresh Cher Lloyd can look really cute, but lately she's been looking like a fucking ugly sister that thinks she's a punk. The trashy X Factor finalist who's currently working like a bitch to get her SHITE music heard was seen arriving for a morning show in NYC recently and it looked a total mess. The rank red hair matched her lips (not a good look), her complexion was riddled with pimples and for someone that's just 18 she's got a fair amount of wrinkles. Even if you're a fan (cause she pays you), you can't deny that she looks a state here.

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WE NEED THERAPY AFTER THIS SHIT

Fuck us hard and tell us this ain't the hilarious Kathy Griffin. Unfortunately for this poor bitch, she looks even worse minus the war paint and although we love her we just can't let this pic slide. Now this gal can just sit back and take it cause she's a cunt to everyone else, but not only is she fugly as hell but she looks dang scary in the above snap. The comedienne (insecure fag hag) was papped on a run around West Hollywood with her boyfriend (he's partially sighted) and it looked possessed to say the least. We swear to God we could actually eat our lunch off her forehead too.

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HAS IT BEEN EATING THE MEAT DRESS?

Lady GaGa has always been known for her slender frame, so the singer shocked fans in Amsterdam when she appeared on stage looking like a fucking pig in drag. We know it's Italian so she probably loves her food, but we're guessing she's gotten a lot bigger lately due to the fact that she can't resist a good old nosh on her outfits (the meat dress) in between numbers. The ass on it resembles a baby whale, the thighs have increased ten fold and that face just offends us if we're honest. It just looks a fucking mess and there ain't nothing else to it.

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WHAT'S AGE GOT TO DO WITH IT

We're not gonna lie but this STUNNING photo gave us fucking nightmares at first. In case you still can't tell it is in fact legendary icon (past-it dog) Tina Turner who was recently seen performing at a charity gala in Chicago. The singer looked somewhat stretched when she was on stage and it too looks like she's succumbed way too much to the surgeon's knife. It used to be smokin' hot and now all we see is a desperate old woman who probably plays pubs to make ends meet.

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MAYBE THE MUPPETS DO WITCHCRAFT?

What the fuck is happening to the once stunning Rose McGowan? The former Charmed hottie was papped shopping around LA recently and once again she looked like a puffy coke whore who had taken one too many trips to the local plastic surgeon. Why can't these LA bitches just get that growing old gracefully can work as long as you don't become dog rough or morbidly obese just cause the parts start drying up. We don't just mean the roles either.

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HUGH WON'T HAVE YA BACK NOW

It's been a while since we've seen Kendra Wilkinson out and about and we can kinda see why she's been staying indoors lately. Now it's not like she's done a Christina on us and eaten every kid in the world, but she looked rough as fuck when she was papped out shopping around LA the other day. Now we know there are worse looking things out there, but we're pretty sure that The Girls Next Door star won't be allowed back in the mansion looking like this.

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YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK...GOODBYE

She's known for her icy personality (being a cunt), but TV star Anne Robinson should be noted for her dog rough appearance of late also. The host of that boring show The Weakest Link was seen arriving at the airport in London the other day and the poor bitch looked like a fucking hamster. To add insult to injury, her neck looked like she could hide drugs in the creases and her haircut resembled the skill level of a Supercuts employee. It's one evil looking thing that's for sure.

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THERE'S NOTHING ELSE WE CAN SAY

Lady GaGa has always striked us as a try hard that clearly got bullied for being Italian in high school, so it's no surprise that as a grown ass woman she dresses like a dickhead to get attention. The weird ass singer was papped leaving her hotel in Germany recently and she looked like a fucking idiot if we're honest. Just cause she's draped in vile couture sure as hell don't make her fashionable or cool in our eyes, but her fans or "little monsters" aka fags who like beaty music seem to eat this shit up like brownies. We're just waiting for her 15 minutes of fame to run out so she can go work in a deli in the East Village and spare the world of her fakeness.

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HOW WAS THIS THE FIRST SUPERMODEL?

Oh dear, it looks like Mr. Gravity ain't been so kind to Janice Dickinson lately cause bitch looked rough as fuck when she stepped out in LA recently. The world's first ever supermodel (supposedly) was seen visiting her local Starbucks for a caffeine hit and it looked full on emmaciated to say the least. Her mouth resembled a gaping anus and those arms are just making us hurl to be honest. Someone needs to tell grandma that anorexia just doesn't work when you're like 85 years old.

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THE QUEEN OF SOUL HAS SOME BAGGAGE

Holy fuck balls! Aretha Franklin has got some TITS on her and we bet her back fucking hates her. The queen of soul was snapped at a recent charity event for Hurricane Isaac and bitch was packing some serious puppies that's for sure. We can't believe she wore this dress either cause the miniscule straps barely contain her ample bosom (fuck off mammary glands), and if she sneezed we're pretty sure they'd go flying and knock a couple people out. It's a shame that a talented icon like herself resembles such a cheap whore with a ghetto edge, but let's face it how can you educate pork?

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YOU'RE LUCKY YOU MAKE US LAUGH HONEY

Now we gotta say we LOVE us some Melissa McCarthy cause bitch can make us laugh so hard that sometimes a little pee comes out, but what the fuck did the fitch (fat bitch) wear the other day whilst walking (shocker) around LA? The actress was seen stopping off for gas and a few snacks at her local Shell and her get-up was a fucking car crash. The combination of three tops, zebra print pants, sneakers and a lovely shoulder sandwich bag just ain't working and you'd think girlfriend would use some of her Bridesmaids paycheck to dress a little fancier. Like we said we love her but she could do with losing a bit and hiring a stylist.

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HER MOM MUST BE SO PROUD

Katie Price aka Jordan has once again reminded the public as to why she's such a classy gal. The glamor model (at a push) was seen at Selfridges earlier this week to promote her 400th book of the year and let's just say that she let something out of the bag. The cheap slapper obviously loves to pose but she stretched a little too far when one of her tits popped out of her top to say hello. We must say the sun spots all over her chest and nip are just lovely, but someone needs hanging for doing that make-up. Do drag queens actually aspire to look like a clown with syphilis?

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