XTINA FINALLY FIRED HER BLIND STYLIST!

Holy Shit what did this woman do with Xtina! You're eyes ain't fooling you either cause this actually is Christina Aguilera looking a MILLION times better than usual thanks to some much needed weight loss and a stylist who isn't visually impaired. The talented singer was snapped walking the red carpet at the Time 100 event in NYC recently and she looked a million bucks. We literally can't think of a bad word to say and we don't often have this problem as you all know. Just keep doing whatever you're doing honey!

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RED CARPETS SHOULD HAVE WEIGHT LIMITS

Now while we just LOVE us some Melissa McCarthy, bitch just did not look good when it walked the red carpet at the Oscars on Sunday. The funny lady is either partially sighted or she seriously fucked off her stylist cause it looked like a pile of lard thrown into a trash bag that'd been competing in a car race. Regardless of whether they failed miserably and even though her dress was clearly crying at the seams, we do admire how they tried to conceal her pussy fat with that cleverly placed fabric gathering It's such a shame when bad outfits happen to good people but shit does happen people.

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THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT CAMERON

Jesus, when we saw this shit we almost screamed and then barfed up our lunch. Cameron Diaz usually looks bangin' at award shows, but this bitch was looking plain NASTY as she partied it up at the Golden Globes piss-up. Besides the fuckin' rank dress, that 9 year old boy cropped haircut is doing guuurl friend NO favors. We just feel that she looks like a cheap Polish post-op hooker. Lay off the weights too love cause those guns just look awful against that STUNNING dress. Bad day for Cameron ennit.

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