HOW IS THIS BITCH STILL ALIVE...FOR REAL?

We genuinely don't understand how Gabourey Sidibe both continues to walk the earth and also breathe in general? The actress isn't just huge she's mammoth and must live in multiple zip codes due to her larger than life frame. While we liked her in Precious and AHS Coven there ain't no denying that this bitch is one epic walrus. Surely her heart is crying on a daily basis and her toilet must literally hate her and sweat in fear after every meal she ingests.

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BEHIND THESE THUNDER THIGHS

Holy FUCKING Christ (sorry man above) is all we have to say about this pic. It looks like EPIC fat bitch Kelly Clarkson has NO intention of having a successful album with a figure like a beached whale in flares. The singer (fucking pig) was doing a gig in Texas and as you can see she was screaming her brains out on stage. Word on the street is that her assistant forgot to bring along doughnuts...oops! On a more serious note, it looked like Kelly (urgh sounds well common by it's first name) was about to eat her microphone instead. Now that's just greedy!

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