STOP RIGHT NOW AND GET THE SLAP LOVE!

So after seeing this shit it's pretty clear that Mel B is one of the unfortunate women out there that need a fuck load of make-up to look good cause bitch looks nasty sans slap. Scary Spice was papped en route to dinner in London recently and she sure lived up to her rough bitch from Leeds name cause it looked she'd deck anyone who fucked her off. Not much else to say cause let's face it she's kinda boring and far too brassy for our liking.

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FUCK VIVA I NEED COCK FOREVER

Don't ya think that UGG boots covered in silver sequins just make you think of classy gals? Yeah we don't think so either. We guess SHIT HOT MESS slapper Melanie Brown aka Scary Spice doesn't agree with the masses though, as the CHIC dog wore them just before she shat out another kid earlier today. She (it) did herself no favors by teaming them with blue sweatpants and a working class sweater. Add to that her big ole fat mess of a face (body in general) and you have a super rich council house tenant that got lucky back in the 90s. Life's just not fair ennit!

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