WE'D WALK STRAIGHT PAST THIS THING TOO...

We just wanna be clear that we know we're total cunts, have no morals and are deeply insecure. People this blog is driven by insecurity and we wouldn't have it any other way. Anyhow the classy Rihanna was snapped leaving her NYC hotel the other night and THE most unfortunate looking fan was papped standing behind her. Not a good comparison when your legs resemble something that would look more at home in a kebab shop. You know that the sidewalk is crying too.

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HELEN WOULDN'T LEAVE HER GAFF LIKE THIS

It's amazing what a bit of a slap and a blowdryer can do for ya looks and it seems that Rose Byrne is living proof that you can go from butters to pretty for a movie role. The actress from Bridesmaids was papped getting groceries from her local market in LA and lady looked rough as arse holes to say the the least. Now it could just be a genuinely shite photo but whatever the case bitch don't look hot with that mong face. Just sayin'.

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LEAVE THIS ONE OUT THE PICK N MIX PLEASE

Jesy Nelson from that totally shit band Little Mix (twats) really ain't a looker is she? The former X Factor contestant was papped leaving her gaff in London and it looked a total lesbo mess. It seems this bitch can't do anything cause no matter what she wears it looks like she eats pussy and not in the cool Madonna way. On this occasion she left her tool belt at home and sported knee high socks (vom on these chipolata thighs), a perm even Mariah would've judged and no pants. That's right, she thinks she's hot enough to go without pants but her mirror is def talking shit behind her back.

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