UGLY CHICKS LIVE ON STARSHIPS

Nicki Minaj probably uploaded the above snap to her Twitter thinking she looked like hot shit, but in reality it just further highlighted how much of an ugly chick she is. The ghetto skank rapper appeared to be trying on wedding dresses a' la cheap style, but who the hell would put a ring on this shit? We don't mind a few of her tunes and these fake ass titties, but she looks more like a malnourished Malaysian boy playing dress up than a superstar. Wonder if she's packin' under that fuck off wig too?

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SPONGE BOB WAS ALWAYS A DIRTY GAY

We gotta admit that Tom Daley is TOTES one of our many illegal crushes (we feel like pedos) and it seems even Sponge Bob can't keep his animated hands (and tongue) off his hot torso. What we wouldn't give to be the pool this thing dives in...preferably minus the Speedos.

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WE'RE HOPING NOMI WOULD STILL BE HOT

Surely you all remember that fabulous Oscar worthy movie Showgirls starring sexy slut Elizabeth Berkley from Saved By The Bell? Well if you don't you're not very cultured cause it's definitely a movie that intellects rave about. Anyway in the movie Liz portrays this whore of a stripper called Nomi and as you can see she'd have given a dog a boner, but fast forward to 2013 and things ain't looking so pretty. The days the poor bird doesn't get much work, which is probably cause it's bordering on tubby to say the least and we get that she represents the "average woman of today" but we simply don't care. Now she doesn't look THAT bad, but it sadly resembles any other chubby new mom who's too lazy to shift the baby weight and we want to look at unattainable and unrealistic. We don't think this is too much to ask of celebrity mothers, but at least this proves that kids are the root of all weight gain (evil) yet again.

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