THIS AIN'T GONE MAKE A CUTE BRIDE...

Man now we LOVE us some Nene Leakes but girl really ain't the best looking crayon in the box. The hilariously blunt reality star can be seen in her new show I Dream Of Nene and it sure as hell ain't the most flattering shot of the Atlanta housewife. What's going on with that waddle fat too Nene...you're only 45 years old?

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MAMA JUNE DEF OWNS A MAGIC MIRROR...

You can't help but love Mama June (aka hick whale) from Honey Boo Boo, cause no matter how fucking obese it becomes she still rocks any mess of a look with no apology. The reality TV star was papped at her own wedding (low) and the above snap shows it posing for the press in her luxurious living room scattered with her kid's pageant trophies. It must truly suck to be fat and poor, but we still love you June cause you make us feel so much better about ourselves!

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WONDER IF THESE MADE THE PHOTO ALBUM?

We just love how some people actually believe they have taste and Kim Zolciak is a classic example of this common delusion. The trashy Real Housewives star was seen getting ready shortly before her wedding to football player Kroy Biermann (he doesn't know what he's in for) on her own spin-off show Don't Be Tardy For The Wedding. You know you're marrying a woman with standards when she brushes her teeth whilst in her wedding dress over the sink and then spits out with an entire camera crew around. Oh and like every bride out there Kim had her dressmaker measure the amount of "side titty" she wanted on her big day and as you can it was a ladylike 2 inches. We're just loving that French manicure too cause it screams class.

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MUTTON DRESSED AS MUTTON

We secretly hoped that Kim Kardashian was gonna wear some mess of a wedding gown by Skechers but this shits a whole lot better! Just leave it to SHIT HOT fess (fucking mess) Lindsay Lohan to show up to your wedding a half an hour before her shift starts on Hollywood Boulevard. For those of you who aren't well-versed in the world of Lohan, that isn't her sister or colleague next to her - it's her BEYOND classy mom (manager) Dina Lohan. Doesn't saying Dina over and over just sound like pure class in itself? These two look like a pair of fuckin' has-been hookers and Lindsay what the FUCK is up with your bloated porn star pig face?

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BROTHEL BRIDESMAID

When Lily Allen got married at the weekend, we think her sister (kinda) Sarah Owen missed the memo and instead got dressed as if she was off to meet a client. Come on, is that really appropriate attire for a wedding? Maybe if you live off a Giro, have 12 kids and your idea of a "great" evening is going down the pub. It looked BEYOND classy what with her tits pushed up to her neck and her dress was so high everyone could probably see what she had for breakfast the dirty slut (allegedly). Lily and Sarah are obviously very well bred.

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LET'S HOPE CHANEL DO RETURNS

Wow, this really is a STUNNING photo of Lily Allen. The (talentless) "singer" was pictured arriving at some church (in a place no one cares about) where she is due to marry her beau today, and her Chanel (we're not kidding) dress was just a CATASTROPHIC mess. We get that in the world of celebrity Chanel equals taste (particularly new money celebs), but Lily looked like a bloated tranny from the 20's covered in 30,000 meters of (tacky) lace. Who'd have guessed she was going for a (slightly classier) Gypsy look? We hope you have a great day and your marriage lasts and all, but Lily why the fuck did you wear this shit?

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