NEW GENERATION WORKOUT

Over at The Sizzling Mess we struggled to watch this clip from South Park without pissing ourselves with laughter, but what we really can't believe is that they actually exist for regular people (sluts in need of hand job practice) to purchase! We're not sure if the real version actually releases a "cool down spray" upon workout completion, but if it does we're hoping it's water! Maybe this will be the next product that Kim Karadashian lends her name to?

BE THE BIGGER PERSON

When we first saw the Real Housewives Of New Jersey sketch on South Park we nearly DIED. It was kinda compulsory for the show to feature two of the BIGGEST hot "jesses" (Jersey messes), Teresa Giudice and Caroline Manzo and it didn't fail to disappoint. The animation guys sure did capture the essence of Caroline's slimline physique and facial hair problem, but Teresa is just off the hook and the resemblance is uncanny. We do however think they shoulda lowered her hairline so it started on her lips. Note the subtle face mask (shaving cream) on Caroline's face. Hot tribute to a bunch of hot messes!

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