NEXT TIME KEEP YOUR GLASSES ON KARL

What we find so hilarious about "designer" Karl Largerfeld is that he slammed Adele for her weight when not so long ago he was morbidly obese himself. For our tens of readers, do not fear as this will be making a hilarious future blog post. Anyhow the douche bag was papped at lunch with his fashion click like every other "straight" pensioner and was a sight for sore eyes when he took his sunglasses off. Not to mention he also thought it was appropriate lunch etiquette to whip out his phone and show the girls his latest Grindr hook up. We just don't get the big deal with this thing and on a side note Chanel is looking tired these days, so just get someone who wasn't born in the 1800's to replace him.

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LET'S HOPE CHANEL DO RETURNS

Wow, this really is a STUNNING photo of Lily Allen. The (talentless) "singer" was pictured arriving at some church (in a place no one cares about) where she is due to marry her beau today, and her Chanel (we're not kidding) dress was just a CATASTROPHIC mess. We get that in the world of celebrity Chanel equals taste (particularly new money celebs), but Lily looked like a bloated tranny from the 20's covered in 30,000 meters of (tacky) lace. Who'd have guessed she was going for a (slightly classier) Gypsy look? We hope you have a great day and your marriage lasts and all, but Lily why the fuck did you wear this shit?

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