LOOK IT'S THE MAD HATTER GONE WRONG!

How the fuck can Perez Hilton be judgmental when he looks like a fucking butters tranny? The bitchy queen was seen filming something for his crappy blog in LA the other day and calling it ugly would be a fuck off huge understatement. We just don't know what it is people? Even though it's lost 20 stone there's still button strain, moobs and belly rolls. This queen just makes our stomachs turn if we're honest.

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DOES THIS THING HAVE LEUKEMIA?

Usually you'd think that losing 300 pounds would make a person more attractive, but in the case of STUNNER Perez Hilton it doesn't seem to have worked. Along with his new found and annoying as hell fake positive attitude to life (please bitch), he seems to have morphed into some sort of alien cause all the weight loss has made his head look fucked. Now we are pro-gay for sure, but for some reason he looks sick...like he has HIV or something?

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PROJECT G-A-Y

As soon as Christian Siriano hit our screens on Project Runway, we thought he was a disgusting queen with VILE hair. The "designer" was seen arriving at this year's MTV Movie Awards in a pretty cheap lookin' get up. His crispy lookin' hair that was GHD'd to death, nasty specs, Topman Design (most likely) blazer and exposed chest (mmm classy) looked a total mess. Now we're not into gals either at The Sizzling Mess, but we just DO NOT get why so many gay guys have to show off their chest/meavage. That's "male cleavage" for you folk that don't know. While on the topic, is it also compulsory for gay guys to own deep v's in 30 different colours? Do not understand that one.

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