LOOK IT'S THE MAD HATTER GONE WRONG!

How the fuck can Perez Hilton be judgmental when he looks like a fucking butters tranny? The bitchy queen was seen filming something for his crappy blog in LA the other day and calling it ugly would be a fuck off huge understatement. We just don't know what it is people? Even though it's lost 20 stone there's still button strain, moobs and belly rolls. This queen just makes our stomachs turn if we're honest.

[Image via PEREZ HILTON]

THE BABY'S ALREADY ON ANTIDEPRESSANTS

We've not really got any words besides a majorly big fucking EW to be honest. Perez Hilton as you all know has recently bought a baby and in the above vomit inducing photo it looks as though he's trying to breast feed the poor kid. Talk about being confused about your sexuality huh? You just know that this kid is thinking "Fuck my life, why me?" and boy oh boy would we feel the same.

[Image via PEREZ HILTON]

THIS THING AIN'T WORTHY OF OXYGEN

Perez Hilton really is the poster boy (fag) for his shitty blog cause it used to look foul and that's putting it politely. We sure as hell ain't homophobic...hello Liza is on our header cause she's an "icon", but this thing truly offends our faces. The out and proud celeb hater used to be full of acne, have rank rainbow colored hair and had a chin we could hide under. Granted he lost 50 stone so looks slightly better, but to us he'll always been an obese pizza face.

[Image via JUST JARED]

DOES THIS THING HAVE LEUKEMIA?

Usually you'd think that losing 300 pounds would make a person more attractive, but in the case of STUNNER Perez Hilton it doesn't seem to have worked. Along with his new found and annoying as hell fake positive attitude to life (please bitch), he seems to have morphed into some sort of alien cause all the weight loss has made his head look fucked. Now we are pro-gay for sure, but for some reason he looks sick...like he has HIV or something?

[Image via COCO PEREZ]