WTF IS GOING ON WITH MISS SPEARS Y'ALL?

Before we start the hate we wanna say that we do genuinely like Britney Spears cause even though the bitch ain't talented, she's always been a grafter and had that likable appeal. The pop star was papped grabbing lunch in Las Vegas recently during rehearsals for her new show and as always something just looked off about her. Britters looks so much older than her 32 years and lately looks like a barmaid in her 40s who's had too much cock. Furthermore the accelerated aging process that she seems to be enduring won't do her career any favors, but let's face it that's headed for the toilet anyway. On a more positive note at least she's having salad and juice for lunch and not a fucking Frappuccino.

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ELLE WOODS WOULDN'T TOUCH THIS

We were truly floored when we saw what Luke Wilson had become in the above snap. The actor has been out of the spotlight for sometime now and we can't say we're surprised judging by his fat ass face. He was once a silver screen hottie who out shadowed his psycho brother Owen, but now he just looks chubby, gross and erm normal. Ditch the carbs and get down the gym pronto.

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