PRINCESS FIONA AIN'T AGING TOO WELL FOLKS

Once again we're reminded that time is a CUNT because just look at what Mr. Gravity's done to poor Cameron Diaz. The once hot actress was seen running errands around LA the other day sans slap and it looked rough as arse holes to say the least. Gone is the stunning face and in it's place is a tired looking mug resembling your average Plain Jane. It makes us sad but money clearly can't buy everything.

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AGE JUST AIN'T BEEN KIND TO PRINCESS FIONA

Oh dear sweetie this one was taken from a "bad angle" for sure right. Cameron Diaz was seen out to dinner in LA over the weekend and we literally can't believe this is the same girl who gave every guy boners in The Mask cause bitch is looking seriously haggard these days. The actress has got some serious jowls going on and we never realized how plain it was minus all the slap, but hopefully she'll be good for a few movies before she throws in the towel.

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THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT CAMERON

Jesus, when we saw this shit we almost screamed and then barfed up our lunch. Cameron Diaz usually looks bangin' at award shows, but this bitch was looking plain NASTY as she partied it up at the Golden Globes piss-up. Besides the fuckin' rank dress, that 9 year old boy cropped haircut is doing guuurl friend NO favors. We just feel that she looks like a cheap Polish post-op hooker. Lay off the weights too love cause those guns just look awful against that STUNNING dress. Bad day for Cameron ennit.

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PRINCESS FIONA HAS A DAY OFF

Okay we get that this isn't the worst pic out there, but even we had a hard time figuring out that it was "stunner" Cameron Diaz at first. The actress (overrated dog with nice legs) was snapped grabbing a smoothie after a hard day at the office (spa). To be honest, she looked like a Polish cleaning lady and she's well plain underneath all that war paint. We reckon that even Princess Fiona would put on some slap before leaving her gaff.

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PRINCESS FIONA IS LOOKIN' ROUGH

Okay, so we know she was probably making a bad facial expression and the camera flash didn't help, but FUCK Cameron Diaz is a right MUNTER minus the slap. The A-List (you wouldn't think the dog) movie star was photographed leaving her hotel whilst on the phone (hence the flattering facial folds) and let's just say that we don't think even Shrek would pork this. She's usually looking fine as hell on the red carpet, but this was a fuckin' FUGLY ASS off day. We'll let you off this once Cameron, but next time don't forget the paper bag.

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