WHO WOULD APPLAUSE FOR THIS MESS?

Oh dear what happened here Lady GaGa? The songstress was seen arriving at a radio station in LA the other day to promote her new gayer than life club tune and looked like a fucking state. We're not sure what the look is for this new era, but we think it's safe to say that even regular clowns will be offended by this shit. The way this bitch dresses does nothing to convince haters that she was in fact born with a pussy and not a fuck off dick. She could of at least finished the look off with a daisy in her hair and clown shoes no?

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WHAT THE FUCK IS IT TRYING TO BE NOW?

So we know this thing has become kinda irrelevant, but when we saw the pic of the bitch we couldn't not share. Lady GaGa was recently snapped at some boring looking charity event in NYC and looked like an eco friendly dyke complete with a pig nose ring and classy bleached eyebrows. We've never really been sure what it is, but we wouldn't be surprised if she hid a fuck off sausage between her legs.

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THIS BITCH HAS DEFINITELY GOT A THIRD ARM

To be honest we don't actually hate that much on Florence Welch, but we firmly believe that it hides a fuck off sausage between her (or his) legs cause those feet do not belong to a woman. The singer was papped strolling the streets of London looking for a surgeon to chop off her man meat, but it returned home unlucky after every surgeon said they don't touch ginga cock. Ouch that's gotta hurt Flo...or should we say Fred? Anyhow it made plenty of dough from those shit records so hopefully someone will agree to the op soon. On a side note those fucking cheekbones could cut glass and look VERY feminine. Best of luck honey...or should we say dude.

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