Showing posts with label Xtina. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Xtina. Show all posts

Monday, November 25, 2013

WHAT A DIFFERENCE A YEAR MAKES!

Holy shit balls people! Christina Aguilera rocked up to this years AMA's looking shit hot compared to the disaster of a dress she turned up in last year. Initially we thought her overall look last year wasn't that bad, but after comparing it to this year she looked a total orange mess. The trampy singer scrubbed up damn well for the event and looked like she was revisiting her throwback glam look...let's just hope she keeps the weight off.

[Image via GETTY/SPLASH]

Monday, September 16, 2013

XTINA IS STILL OUR CURRENT IMPROVER FAVE!

Xtina is literally on fire at the moment and we can't believe how much difference a year makes! Christina Aguilera was seen promoting her latest fragrance over the weekend in LA and bitch was looking fierce in a skin tight LBD with cut-out panels. It looks like the songstress and The Voice coach finally had enough of the haters and is now flipping them one fuck off middle finger. Let's hope she keeps the weight off this time cause nobody wants to look at a whale.

[Image via TWITTER]

Wednesday, June 19, 2013

WE JUST WANNA FEEL THIS WEIGHT MOMENT!

Praise the Lord! The current Christina Aguilera weight loss crush continues people and lady is looking even better than ever. While it's not back to her skinny Burlesque days, she's definitely shed the pounds off those evil thighs and that ass is looking a little trimmer too. Only thing that looks odd is how far down her tits are in comparison to her overall body and how big is that bra? Melons much Xtina!

[Image via NBC]

Tuesday, May 21, 2013

BITCH HAS KNOCKED IT OUT THE PARK!

Sorry if you hate Xtina but we simply can't ignore how good lady is looking lately. Christina Aguilera was seen rocking the stage at the Billboard Music Awards in Vegas last weekend and bitch has dropped some serious pounds. The singer and judge on The Voice will hopefully keep it up cause we'd hate to put her back in our top 10...or would we?

[Image via AP]

Thursday, March 21, 2013

SEE XTINA LESS REALLY DOES MEAN MORE

Yeah okay so we felt like being nice again, but we couldn't help it when we saw this latest snap of Christina Aguilera at the season premiere of The Voice last night. For once we may actually have no words cause she wore an outfit that made even her look slim, laid off the orange tan and didn't sport drag make-up. See that Chrissy, if you don't dress like a slutty clown you might actually achieve something other than a flop album.

[Image via GETTY]

Monday, October 10, 2011

XTINA'S ASS WOULD ROCK MJ'S WORLD

Ooo super talented heffer Christina Aguilera is pretty much askin' for it now. The beached whale was photographed performing at the Michael Jackson Tribute concert in Wales over the weekend and it looked like a bloated pig in drag. We're not entirely sure what's going on with her STUNNING hair, cause it looked like a birds nest covered in cum. Her stylist once again put her in an outfit that was 30 sizes too small, and voila the result is an ensemble that resembles trying to put toothpaste back in the tube. We can't be sure but is Xtina trying to catch food in the right pic? At the end of the day we've got lotsa love for this CLASSY bitch!

[Image via GETTY]

Friday, July 22, 2011

VINTAGE XTINA

We're kicking ourselves that The Sizzling Mess didn't exist last year when Christina Aguilera was sporting some of her biggest SHIT HOT MESS looks in history. Let's be serious though, her stylist either hates her fucking guts and enjoys embarrassing her on the red carpet, or she lets her child pick out her outfits. We get that her self-esteem is down in the gutter due to a FLOP album, divorce and her movie Burlesque gettin' SHAT on by Hanna Montana 13 at the box office, but what the fuck happened? Looks like lady has been takin' tanning tips from Snooki.

[Image via GETTY]