CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS IS BEYONCE'S SISTER?

Come on guys let's face it cause poor old Solange Knowles doesn't really stand a chance when Beyonce's her sister. Although she's a less annoying and not a diva bitch it really ain't something we like to look at for too long. We get that she's embracing her natural hair and giving the finger to weaves, but we think the presence of one would actually soften up her mannish features. Like we said she puts out some cool tunes but that fuck off strong jaw is making us think something else is between it's legs.

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EVEN $3 BILLION CAN'T SAVE THIS THING...

Oprah Winfrey may have a ridiculous personal net worth, but the woman has NEVER been able to stay the same weight for more than a week. The media mogul was seen at the premiere of her new flick The Butler and the poor bitch looked like the obese version of Ru Paul. You'd think that with all that money she'd at least be able to buy a dress in the right size and hire a hair stylist who wasn't related to Stevie Wonder. We bet her heels are fucking screaming too!

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QUEEN B WENT AND STOLE ALL DA GENES

Poor old Solange must get fucked off that her sister Bey stole all the look genes cause the bitch sure does look like the ugly duckling in comparison. The less successful singer was papped strolling around LA with Queen B and if we're honest it looked like a post-op ghetto clown with downs. Now while we love the music that both these bitches put out, there ain't no denying that Solange fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on her way down. We tried looking for the bird that lives in her fro but no luck this time, however if you spot it do let us know.

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WE LOVE A GIRL WITH A STRONG JAW...

Now we get that Solange ain't the worst looking thing in the tool box, but she ain't got shit on Beyonce when it comes to the looks department. The singer (coat tail rider) was seen arriving at a charity event in NYC over the weekend and the bitch's afro took up most of the space on the red carpet. According to insiders Solange was seen putting crackers into her hair on several occasions, which leads us to believe that she's renting out rooms in her fro for cute robin birds to nest in over the holiday season. Talk about cute! On the other hand, does anyone else think she looks like a black Lurch?

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